A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 348

every shit post has value itt

 

except this one

 

especially this one

 

my new landlord is a son of a bitch

 

huh?
some people say cucumbers taste better pickled

 

I am like passing out at my desk level sleepy

 

Ahhh 75 degrees and a downpour of rain, lovely weather in time for lunch

 

r u moved from ur howse

 

ya im in kens basement now he's into some weird shit

 

Ken's a bigly bigggggggggggggly biggggggggggggg weirdo.

 

yo I didn't finish settlement. You're not in my house yet dude

 

Derek's gonna call squatter's rights

 

When does Daisy II release @DerekLacey

 

He's in the wrong house. If he's finding all that weird shit... he's probably going to regret staying in that house for too long.

 

It puts the lotion on its skin

 

@dadbolt, are you a size 14?

 

Realized my roommate who I'm mutually passive aggressive with just won this long haul.

Most weeknights is just me and him at our apartment (one roommate has a clingy girlfriend who passionately hates me, the other ??????????).

He pretty much locks himself in his room with the door closed except to eat most weeknights.

Occasionally goes on tangents about me spending too much time watching TV and that he can't "just watch TV".

I offer multiple times over the past few months of this asking if he wants to watch TV, he declines and continues with the staying in room.

Baseball season has begun. I can't sit through a whole game. I'm going to have to miss my wrestling/stream my wrestling.


mfw

 

im seeing a bunch of sheldon fan fic and system of a down is playing on repeat i know this is your house already ken

 

Ahh, just what this storm was missing, hail

 

No puns

 

I don't watch that big bang show. But SOAD is playing 24/7 at my house... so maybe you're at the right place. Then again, maybe I have the same interests as a local serial killer.

 

Sounds like one of y'all should get another tv

 

How the lonely keep is in my top 5 albums ever. Super special to me. Wish I got to see them live.

 

They were pretty good when I saw em