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By the ocean?

 

How I feel about adding -gate to every scandal. You'd think watergate was about the situation in Flint

 

@LuigiPeppercorn's stale as champ. Walked in to a title run at Wrestlemania after making less posts as of late. Terrible work rate, never takes bumps. At least we got the belt off @Henry, fucking sick of management putting themselves in top spots.

 

So I guess that makes @LuigiPeppercorn Brock Lesnar and @Henry is Triple H? Going along those same lines, I guess that makes @bones Kevin Owens. @poppunkpotato is our Bray Wyatt because he always abruptly pops up out of nowhere and I never know wtf he's talking about, which means @SLADE775 is Brian Kendrick for similar reasons. I'm obviously Rusev cause, you know, handsome.

 

This is so close to perfect, Mick. Except @bones isn't our Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens still had as an edge. @bones is the heel that used to have real heat but now just languishes in the midcard putting over younger guys.

Which is perfect, because that makes him Dolph Ziggler.

love you bones

 

You're half right, KO and I couldn't look any different (though I assume half the reason he's beloved is his uncanny resemblance to some of the neckbeards around here). I do like to think of myself as DZ cause I'm handsome and down with bad 80s metal, I steal the show, and I am wildly underappreciated #DZCrew #HEEL

 

I need to form a New Day with two others

 

This sounds like cultural appropriation at it's most innocent.

COUNT ME IN.

 

sent

 

I'm Jericho fo sho

 

I'm not gonna drink it in mannnn.

 

One of the Shining Stars. The shittier one.
Or Ellsworth.

 

Ellsworth sounds about right

 

@oldjersey is Ryder maybe. @Oddpac87 is clearly, definitively, Mojo tho

 

Wait who am I. Existential crisis imminent

 

I think i'm okay with Ryder. Fuck you bones on that ellsworth shit. Straight hatin.

 

You know, DZ was the first person on the roster to come to mind for @bones, but I thought he'd take offense to that. Went with KO because he's clearly a heel who has sort of won us all over. I can support Bones as DZ Crew, though.

I feel like @oldjersey might actually be Dean Ambrose. @electro haikus, you're clearly Heath Slater. One Man Band, BAY-BAYYYYY! @bigmike strikes me as a Luke Gallows.

 

@bigmike is OBVIOUSLY only Barf the mog, he's his own best friend.


@Mick idk how to feel about Ambrose. Im wayyyy funnier albeit I am a lunatic.

 

I'm not over enough to be Sami Zayn so I'm probably Apollo Crews

 

Maybe I'm Curt Hawkins. You kind of forget I'm here until I start running my mouth but I never do anything

 

Man, @Ruethless is going to be really torn by a post that simultaneously builds on his garbage Mojo joke, but also declares that someone else in the thread is Ryder.

 

I'm 100% okay with Luke Gallows. I'm the dude that should be main eventing the thread but I'm too damn good that no one appreciates my skill set.

 

My girlfriend's dad's girlfriend (confusing sentence to write) tells me every single time I see her that I look like John Candy. Basically, if Packers coach Mike McCarthy and John Candy had a baby, it'd be me.

 

Kofi. I'm Xavier. We need a Big E.