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I just butt dialed 911, fucking hell

 

Officer take this man away. He is an awful prankster, and needs his computer detained.

 

It was in my pocket and hit the emergency call item. I was like "omg so sorry. Phone was in pocket, not sure how it dialed you. I'm fine and sorry, sorry sorry"

 

At my office you have to dial 9-1 for an outside line. That has lead to many accidental 911 calls

 

Was told today I'll be traveling to work in May to California for an inspection, which is sweet.

The not sweet part about it is that it's going to be either May 8th or 9th. Which is fine, provided I come back by the 10th, because that's the busiest week for me with ROH/NJPW on the 10th and Coheed on the 11th. Safe to say I'm super stressed now

 

woooooo OMNI is such a good album. you'll be pleased.

also, when is Botch reuniting ?

 

what is this. i need it now

 

tried peanuts in Guinness thanks to a friend. we were both drunk and we thought it tasted awful. never again

 

I was the receptionist at a law firm that did this. The amount of angry firm-wide emails I sent out saying "Don't hang up if it's an accident they call back you morons and I have to deal with it" but more polite.

 

I hang up every time lol. Never got a call back but I suppose it could be going to another extension

 

A hung up 911 call is treated as an emergency on their end. Like. We've had cops show up at the office before, sirens blazing.

 

My friend is back from his short tour. Now it's finally time to finish up the last 3 songs of this album we've been working on

 

yasssss

 

I'm back and far less negative today. Yay. Sorry for being a whiny butt.

 

When I do it I hang up as soon as it starts ringing. I panicked the first time it happened but I talked to my boss and he wasn't really too concerned

 

:D glad you're feeling better

 

Those depression days suck ass

 

I accidently called the cops at a friend's house once. We were playing around on the phone making dial tone music (lol). Try explaining that to an officer when you're eight

 

Hey I'm feeling worse

 

uhhh I'm glad you're feeling worse am i doing this right

 

It's what I expected

 

phew i would never want to let you down

 

I started researching this neck spasm thing I've had going on for about a year now and here are the options:

1) Torticullis
2) Bone Spur
3) Brain Cancer
4) Parkinson's
5) Magnesium deficiency because I work out too much and stress.

 

Are you?

If so,

If not, *stab*

 

E) all of the above