(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 415

good luck trying to get out of that one

 

Yeaaaaaah. I would never date anyone that i work with though, period. I'm just afraid of how to address it. I feel like a dick saying it over text, but is it necessary to ask her to hang out and then tell her? Is telling her at a down time at work an even worse idea? Idk. I honestly don't know if she'll just not care and move on or be really sad and make things weird at work.

As for her friend, it sucks cause she's the first person since my last (5 year) relationship that I think I've had some legit butterflies for. But I've only met her a couple times. I'll probably just have to let that go

 

Don't bring it up at work. Period.

And you'll have to see how she reacts first before you can assess the second situation. Since shes back at work, it's like 90% a no go. Sorry bud, it sucks. Depends on your commitment to your career at your place at work as well, but you don't want to sabatoge your future earning potential for a "potential" mate. If you end up being friends with her after the fact, then go for it.

 

it best that you lose feelings for her friend and i would tell her the most polite way that i like you as a friend

 

Thank you for reminding me that it's a bad idea to apply for a job at the company my girlfriend works at, even though it would be a logical step up for me in my career.

 

the girl I have a crush on at work teased me today because I like to go to the movies alone.

my co-worker overheard and after was like "Jonathan why didn't you use that moment to invite her to a movie?"

I was like homie I ain't smooth enough to do that.

 

I wish there was a way to describe the situation I've been vague posting about for the past few months. I am in over my head and being played like a yoyo. Sigh.

 

I'm not dating anymore.

 

I've had cable in this hotel room so I've watched a lot of Forensic Files and I'm convinced I'm gonna be murdered by a husband or bf. It's how it always happens! Like how messed up that I gotta sit here on a date and be like "hmm will they murder me someday?" I'm not about that life. The creepiest part is when the relatives talk about how charming the guy is and how she was sooooo enamored and in like I cannot.

 

honestly I watch sooo much Investigation Discovery channel and I have this thought process ALL. the. time.

 

Ok getting tired of waiting for a response. Maybe she wasn't as into it as I thought

 

She finally texted back to say that she became exclusive with someone since hanging out last weekend. I'm pretty bummed about this one

 

ME TOO and I'm scared people think I'm a weirdo bc I'm always watching it. Snapped on Oxygen is my all time fave.

 

Some girl at a coffee shop heard my music playing and said, "I went and saw them! I was there by myself." I told her I was there alone, too. I thought about taking that further, but she was also working so I was conflicted.

 

Teasing you about going to the movies alone? Sounds like she's practically begging you to ask her out. You don't need to be smooth, just go for it!

 

Heard from a friend just the other day that his parent's co-worker is in jail for ordering a hit on his ex-wife... what?? That takes so much premeditated effort I can't even comprehend it. Like even if you were at the point where you were like, "the most logical solution to my life's problem is to order a hit," how is that even something you go about? How would you even find that service?

 

I often wonder that too. I also often wonder about ppl who come up with murder plans together. Idek how that comes up or how you can find one person to do it, let alone multiple ppl!

 

That As I Lay Dying guy tried to put a hit out on his wife. I think it happens a lot more than we think.

 

Bruh what you never told me this. Same girl you've been talking about before? I thought you said she was with someone lol

 

nah I haven't talked to that girl in a while.

 

Lol who's this??

 

I'll tell you soooon.

 

When I thought I was going to try my hand at stand up comedy I had a bit about a couple I read about in Illinois who were caught in the middle of having sex on top of a man that they killed together. The whole bit was basically about how I'll never have a love that deep and intense that one could confess something as deranged as "let's murder this man because I want to have sex on his corpse."

 

Today I saw a guy that looked cute which was weird cause I usually don't go for guys with features so light, but the longer we interacted the more it seemed like his soul had been snatched away and his smile was really empty and creepy and I thought of the convo in this thread lol. I'm gonna hope he was just soulless cause he works in a tourist trap.

 

did you try taking a flash picture to see if he was in the sunken place?