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A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 234

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Garrett, Mar 7, 2017.

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  1. ChrisCantWrite

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    Fortune cookie material right here.
     
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  2. Colby Searcy

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    My wife gets into me because I'm not always add quiet as I think
     
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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  4. Mr. Serotonin

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    kinky
     
  5. Colby Searcy

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    What kind of Fortune cookies do you eat?
     
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  6. nl5011

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    Lol you gotta let loose your goose man
     
  7. ChrisCantWrite

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  8. Colby Searcy

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    Haha I try

    Fuck it I'm not changing it people can think what they want lol
     
  9. ChrisCantWrite

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  10. Garrett

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    I wonder how many awful jobs Indeed will try to give me for Knoxville today.
     
  11. Colby Searcy

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    Over or under 10
     
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  12. Fucking Dustin

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    Thanks so much for all the nice words
     
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  13. nl5011

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    Colby fart like:
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  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I'm sure Johnny Knoxville has plenty of awful jobs
     
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  15. nl5011

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    Hope your getting ready for an awesome vacay bud!
     
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  16. Garrett

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    Should've aimed for 100. It's usually around there.

    He's from here and has a plaque of honor outside our main movie theater where Dukes of Hazard premiered.
     
  17. ChrisCantWrite

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    Johnny Knoxville is one hell of a bad actor, but man does that guy have balls.
     
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  18. Fucking Dustin

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    Short version: We watched the episode of Mad Men where Roger and Jane I think? trip and during their trip they decide they should break up. It apparently made my girlfriend at the time discover we shouldn't be together (something I had agreed with as we drifted apart) but instead of breaking up, she cheated on me.

    I'm not sure if I believe her reasoning but it doesn't stop it from being hilarious.
     
  19. Ken

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    That is absolutely ridiculous! I'm sorry, dude.
     
  20. Fucking Dustin

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    It was such a minuscule thing that I'm able to laugh about it haha. It happened 3-4 days before the abuse happened so I got over it very very fast.
     
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  21. Garrett

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    Someone make sure I actually finish this writing project I started before the end of the day, please.
     
  22. nl5011

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    Almost posted pic of his bad grandpa balls.
     
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  23. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Finish it or else
     
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  24. Ken

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    That's good. Laughter can be the best medicine for so many things. I thought at first you were going to say that she saw Don banging the neighbor and got inspired or when he was driving and he saw that woman going for a run very early in the morning and decided to pick her up or something haha.
     
  25. Garrett

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    please give me more than five minutes to complete a task that'll probably take me ~3 hours
     
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