A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 225

You should be using those for germs and not dirt ew

 

smh lish this is why children get sicker easier these days all you damn yankees and your wrong opinions

 

how dare u

 

I mean, I would let my kids go outside and play in the dirt if they existed but I'm not going to have anything to do with that.

 

just sitting here thinking back to this week in college where it rained nonstop for five days and all friday half the school used pool floats, tarps, and dawn to turn the hill down to the soccer fields into a muddy "sled" and that was such an amazing day.

 

Lord help me I'm about to run through this presentation that I have to give this afternoon

 

I'm an uncle now so that's cool

 

yay!

 

hi an uncle now im dad

also congrats

 

I'm so excited to meet my niece but also can't help but think about how funny it is being excited over it all

Like "yes I'm so glad my sister had a bunch of sex"

 

Maybe she only had sex once.

 

I know that isn't true because I dated one of her friends like 4 years ago and she told me WAY too much

 

Congrats on getting laid and expelling a human being

 

With a tinder match?

 

Thousands of times

 

sorry

 

no im not having anal sex with strangers

 

Y not tho

 

Dude not cool he's your friend

 

i said i was sorry

 

But seriously it's so funny how trying to have a baby is okay to say in polite conversation but you can't talk about sex at all

 

And you have to word it the same way you did because if you say you had sex FOR a baby, it sounds like a baby is forcing you to have sex with someone.

Really complicated stuff.

 

lmao

 

I think that's the plot of The Boss Baby