General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 97

Peeing is funner when you have male genitalia. It's just true.

 

To be fair, I never heard of the pooping off of a tree with friends thing. I think that may be more of a white people thing.

 

Yeah. Reporting in for all of Asia America. We don't do that either.

 

Hahahaha. Can't speak for all the MexicanWhites out there, sorry

 

You really do have an amazing story for everything

 

If my friends ever asked me to sit in a tree with them and shit they wouldn't be my friends anymore

 

For real, we need an Eva Story Thread

 

I could probably write a pretty entertaining book at this point. Never a dull day

 

once you're the most famous drummer in the world people will be clamoring for your memoir

 

I want to know what an average day for you is compared to everyone else. Probably like "I wake up and grab my usual breakfast with Amy Poehler then jet ski over to practice and kick ass at drums for a few hours, then I get thirsty so I have to go drink the actual tears of God before lunch..."

 

Haha I don't know about either of those things. But I do wonder if someday someone will find some of these posts and be like "So can you explain what you meant when you said you wanted a girl to go down on you as rapidly as your bank account?"

 

"So Eva, now that you're a financial success, what will you use to describe how rapidly you want a girl to go down on you?"

 

I went on a backpacking trip where there were occasionally wilderness stalls on the trails, in fact there were two toilets per stall.No divider in between. So when you're on a camping trip with an itinerary you kinda just did well what you had to do. Co-pilot.

we also held hands

 

Well now no one is going to pay for a memoir when you just summed up all my days for free on Chorus

 

It should be a subscriber perk

Daily Eva updates

 

Wow..I'd give anything for someone to say this about me hahaha

 

Is your average day like this too :O

Am I the only one not jet skiing on the regular

 

100% agree that Eva has the best stories.

 

NOOOOO! I do not deserve the Eva treatment.

 

When is that Adele memoir coming out?

 

We can't hold it as long!!

I would never at any age pee in public

 

My life is boring with no interesting stories. I want to do fun stuff this summer tho. Like a coming of age plot about a young woman who is a control freak and has anxiety and never does anything fun until she meets someone who teaches her to let loose and helps her to realize that life is short and she should be more spontaneous. It would star Miley Cyrus and Logan Lerman probably with Dylan O'Brien as the quirky sidekick

 

I'm kinda disappointed that whole conversation took place and no one called it wilder-peeing.

 

Idk what thread to post this in but look