(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 364

I think it depends on who it is. I think my natural instinct is to avoid drama and scenes so realistically I prob never would. I do wanna give a really cool and wise and deep breakup monologue one day and then just walk away like a bad ass but I feel like that doesn't really happen.

 

I had a guy pull a table flip like RHONY Teresa style on me once. He kept bugging me about buying me a drink when he made it pretty clear that he expected me to have sex with him afterwards. I ditched him and my friends and I were sitting at a high bar top table and he flipped it enough that all of our shit went on the floor, alcohol everywhere, ruined phones, it was insane. He took off to the exit and the bouncers chased him down and they banned him bc it's wasn't the first time.

 

Today, there was a conference at work that kept going out my side door and it was super windy and kept blowing all my papers around so I locked the door and for the rest of the day walked across the entire restaurant and down the street to walk what normally is three feet.

 

FInishing my first proper relationship (with someone who was pretty unpleasant, in hindsight) with "Don't come visit. I cannot stand you." and then hanging up felt pretty good....

In less enjoyable news, the girl I've been seeing has been away in Thailand all month. Gulf air completely fucked up getting her out there (she arrived two days late). She's arrived at Bangkok to find that her first flight is already delayed by 3 hours, which means she'll miss the connection in Bahrain. Massively disappointed with that, because who fucking knows when they'll actually get her home. Useless bastards.

 

My gf said in high school a guy texted her brand new lyrics to break up with her. Or maybe she did it to the guy lol

 

Then it would just be called lukewarm chocolate!

 

That doesn't sound like a beverage to me anymore!! I feel like it sounds like a handful of lukewarm melted chocolate!

 

I mean, yeah realistically haha I guess I just mean someone who you fall so in love with/have such a good relationship with you want to marry them/get old together/all that cheesy stuff.

 

So had my second date yesterday.
Picked her up at like 12:30, came out to mine, watched some films. I cooked what might be the best meal I've ever made (Vietnamese lamb shanks, and a raspberry and Champagne mousse for pudding). Very happy with how the day went! Everything is looking good!
Although I'm curious to see what happens as I'm meant to be moving a few hours away in September, and she normally spends three months over summer working at a camp in the States.

 

I've had a couple of overly aggressive suitors that were also masters of being passive aggressive in my day.

I know not all women are subjected to that shit on the daily, but I know there are many who do, and those ladies are soldiers fighting a war I could never hope to win.

 

The lady I'm seeing returned. I spent Saturday night and all of Sunday with her. I even ended up meeting her mother and step father and now I'm invited to her birthday in March. I guess I did good?

 

Well - this is a bit explicit so you've been warned.

Actually not much of a story - but my friend was giving a guy head in the backseat of a car and stopped midway through and got up and left him there - didn't even close the door. lmao

 

ive been helping cook a little more recently just so i can learn how to make stuff but man my girlfriend is just like really talented....she can turn anything into an amazing tasting meal. it helps our wallets and our stomachs. last night she cooked me TWO dinners because she wasnt hungry when i was so she made me home made french toast (increidble), then later when she was hungry she made shrimp alfredo and i was like yeah you know what ill take some too haha....she says shes fattening me up cuz im cute chubby



i cannot wait to marry this woman. she is perfect

 

how fucking adorable lmao

 

I hope she isn't secretly fattening you up to eat you

 

im still kind of like getting used to the concept of being in a long term relationship, this is the longest ive ever been with somebody in my entire life and its been 7 months, which on one hand is a while considering its the longest ive been with someone, but also its not that long in the grand scheme of things since we have well the rest of our lives together. but she makes it easy for me since she knows ive never been with someone for this long, shes so helpful and supportive and we really do feel like a team, like we're completely and totally apart of one another in every way. i never really thought id be able to find this kind of love, hell i didnt even know it existed, ive never been this close to someone on an emotional level, not even my best friends of years and years and years are this close to me, and im damn close to my best friends. flat out, she is my best friend, and i feel so fortunate to say that im going to marry my best friend. obviously it hasnt been all ups, we have our issues and fights just like any other couple, but we're able to work through them and communicate efficiently, weve seriously never stayed mad at each other for more than like half an hour. this is the kind of relationship i always dreamed of having ever since i became interested in girls, and after giving up hope after all my failed relationships as a teenager its just amazing and wild to me that ive finally found exactly what i need in life.

 

i wouldnt be surprised fuck i bet im delicious

 

Happy to hear things are going so well for you @sophos34 !

 

I won't kink shame your vore lifestyle

 

Ahhh... vore....

Who doesn't have dirty dreams about Kaa swallowing you whole?

 

How did we get from sickeningly sweet cuteness to... this. Only you guys...

 

I'm proud of this thread

 

I am also proud of me.

 

it started out with a Hansel and Gretel reference how did it end up like this?

 

Idk but now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab!