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I won't show up if it's a cash bar.

 

Same

 

someone catch me up on the last few days in here. Bullet points preferably.

 

Dry weddings are no fun.

I got a dry wedding coming up. It's one of my closest friends and I'm a groomsman. He's a pastor, but he knows I will be carrying a flask and bud.

 

• It's all crazy
• It's all false
• It's all a dream
• It's alright

 

I plan on getting married at the court house and throwing the biggest, baddest reception in all the lands.

 

This summer I'm doing the following:
1) Officiating my sisters wedding
2) Groomsmen in my cousins wedding
3) Best man in a friends wedding
4) DJ at my wife's best friends wedding
5) Going to two other fucking weddings

Basically I will be broke forever traveling to weddings and then buying people shit.

 

I have like 6 to go to and one in Jamaica which I won't be attending.

 

My brother got married in Bali and my sister is getting married in DR. So I hope I marry someone from some place interesting who also has a lot of money.

 

This grocery store wedding sounds like a blast. I'm really excited for the dessert bar.

This is the first year I don't have any weddings during the summer since college. But that's because pretty much everyone is already married, but me and a select few.

 

You have to top the awkward speech I gave at your bachelor party

 

Can I be your +1?

 

@Henry absotutely

 

This will be the best wedding ever

Everyone's invited

 

I got married in the side yard of my parents house in the spring 6 years ago. It was great. 3 or so days notice. All that were there were the moms and dads, my brother and sister, and the preacher and his wife. Full weddings were not what we wanted. Get in, get out, have some cake. I mean, I wore shorts even.

 

:swoon:

 

I don't have a fiancé or fiancée but I will improvise

 

Short ceremony, big party reception. That's the dream. (You know, after actually finding someone.)

 

For my one year anniversary this weekend we're going to the beach and also Astoria, Oregon. I'm going to truffle shuffle so fuckin hard.

 

I think the guy shitting next to me is dying. Loud sudden poop and sounds like he is short of breath.

 

so basically it's been like me, but without you

 

@irthesteve 3/10

 

Pass a note under the stall door telling him that you believe in him.

 

SING EYE OF THE TIGER

 

I get really overwhelmed when someone is loud in the stall next to me at work. It makes it difficult to read my comics. lol