General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 61

Well that's really cute.

 

the couple has written their own vows
"you are the apple of my eye "
tosses her a granny smith

 

Now accepting applications to marry me in a grocery store

 

Wedding band will be @Jason Tate doing karaoke

 

qualifications: I got ordained online
greatest weakness: I didn't pay for the certificate so at best I can provide a screenshot. Also I forgot my login

 

HIRED

 

I work at a grocery store but I make pizza; I will create pizza horderves

 

Is this a new supporter perk?

 

I'm pushing for it

I need the high harmony for Africa so badly

 

When I worked in a grocery store, I spent some time working in the meat department. I always made stuffed pork chops. I'd be happy to make those for your wedding.

 

RIP :(

 

I used to go get carts from the parking lot when i was 18. Will happily go get you carts for the service Dustin.

 

I did that too. Always loved it tbh.

 

@Meerkat is ordained as well.

 

Actually same because I would hide in the parking lot and text the whole time.

 

And I just got ordained to do my step-sisters wedding so if you need an awkward speech I'm your guy.

 

I'll use my sick dance moves to get everyone out on the dance floor.

 

Sometimes you just need that mental health day!

 

What a good Step-Brother you are. My step-brother is kinda useless.

 

I have nothing to offer.

 

Yeah huh..you can tell some jokes!

 

I could be best man. I was my brother's best man. I could also be the ring bearer. I was the cutest kid and did tons of weddings.

 

I also have nothing to offer but this sounds like the best wedding ever so I'm inviting myself

 

Wait... is there an open bar? Like.. there better be an open bar.

 

I hope this is a grocery store that has liquor!