(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 346

Can't speak on asians, but natives often become old overnight, so it's an odd balance.

 

Now that I think about it, Black Professor X sounds like a Professor who just happens to be apart of The Nation of Islam.

 

Most people don't think I'm pushing 30. I don't look young, but I probably look mid-20s

If I keep finding little grey hairs, that will change though.

 

It's literally just a betting game. Betting that you'll be Paul Rudd. So far, not looking great.

 

I wish you can all be Paul Rudd. All, the women too. Just an army of Paul Rudds.

 

I feel like the world shouldn't be just Paul Rudd but I'd be lying if I said I'd be upset about it.

 

I would spend $1.99 per minute to talk to Paul Rudd, and he'd be a fool for accepting that rate.

 

Channel being awesome.

 

That is already inherent to my being

 

Me, being thread-conscious:

I know, right? Shit's like a Laplace transform of the rate at which I fervently oppose getting with white guys with respect to time and the rate at which I expect the likelihood of my getting with white guys to increase with respect to *redacted*.

Spoiler: characteristic equation is significantly and exponentially negatively skewed with respect to both time and *redacted* barring initial conditions set by white guys (edit: "and/or *redacted*")

::note:: tomorrow me...you better fucking defend this shit and not delete it because it is fucking awesome.

 

Keep shining.

 

i appreciate this post

 

Are y'all in here pretending Picard isn't hot

 

Girl I've been seeing since October is now away for the whole month. Feel like this might be a bit of a make or break thing now. I also suspect that by the weekend, I'll be feeling pretty down that she's away.

 

The fuck? Is this math? I only understand math in the form of equations like this: (s/v)/(c/v + 1)

 

I am also confused by that post and I understand everything.

 

Lol, yes. Laplace transforms take a function of a real, positive variable to a function of a complex variable. Used a lot in electrical engineering and analog signal processing and I guess physics and engineering in general. It honestly took me about ten minutes to remember what I was talking about. It is a strained joke at best in reflection, but yesterday me told me to defend it and it does model how quickly I turn down gross dudes pretty accurately, so here we are....taking the anti-derivative of my sex life.

 

I think I've only used them to solve certain PDEs? I don't remember tbh. I haven't used them a lot in physics

 

This conversation

 

Met a girl on Tinder last night, been talking all day and things have been going well. Her profile says she's 22 but she just told me that's not true and she's in high school. So yeah Tinder sucks and now I feel dirty

 

Relevant again:
Dating and Relationships

 

I think I'm ready to throw in the towel and just be completely alone.
The guy I've been seeing, I got way too attached to. now that he's out of town it's like...okay...realizing it's all pointless.
And I have a few guys trying to pursue me but I have no interest in them because I'm too hung up on the dumb out of town guy.
But as an aside, I'm super tired of guys not being able to read the room/judge chemistry and who just go for it even when there is NO VIBE whatsoever.
I also realized that I'm stronger/more mature/whatever because now I actually stand up for myself and ask myself "do I want to do this or do I want to do it because HE wants to" when a guy makes a move on me. Most of the time it's the latter and so I awkwardly reject.

Anyway I suck boys suck bye

 

I always end up dating guys who love PDA. Not sure if you can tell from my other posts but I'm not a big fan of it. The Dentist gets too close to my face when he talks sometimes so I'm not feeling too positive about things. Like you don't have to touch me everytime you talk to me.

 

Someone else said this before, but this sounds more and more like a Friends episode the more you talk about it. Alternatively he's just getting close to your face to get a better look at your teeth.

 

It makes me so self conscious haha