(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 343

Yeah, that's usually what happens here haha. Bums me out and makes me not like texting

 

I talked about a wine whiskey and coffee and this girl said she needs me in her life. I'm shook.

 

She said to text her "tomorrow or whenever" yesterday so of course I'm overthinking the whenever part of it

 

I just asked for this girl's number. She's insanely attractive i'm nervous lol.

 

lmao where does anyone even meet people to get numbers from without getting really drunk somewhere??

 

I don't know the answer to this question haha

I got her number at my friends house party so your guess is as good as mine

 

i honestly i prefer the getting really drunk method

 

I can vouch for the really drunk method

 

I knew being straight edge was ruining my life lol

 

Yeah, when I talk to women, they always say, "The only thing that could make this better is if you had a substance that erases social boundaries and makes you forget that consonants and vowels exist"

 

Been on 2 dates with a Dentist and I feel like he is always looking at my teeth.

 

a concert? online? the mall? the park? the bank? the post office? the grocery store? the pet store? the gas station? little league soccer game? town fair? a car show? literally anywhere but a bar

 

Tell him he isn't really a doctor.

 

That's how you go to jail, Jake.

 

its not illegal to hit on the moms

 

I could totally see this being a Friends episode, it would probably be Monica

 

so you come here often?
"my husbands the coach"
*motions toward middle aged balding man yelling at a teenage referee*
so you wanna get out of here?

 

Oh...right, the moms. That's how I read it, too.

 

" Why yes I've seen Coldplay, Maroon 5, John Mayer and Jason Mraz live"
My liking soccer mom music doesn't seem so embarrassing now

 

Is this him?

 

Yep. Wears that mask 24/7. That's part of his appeal.

 

Soccer parents listen to J. Cole and Macklemore these days.

 

I got her number. now I need to learn how to text ppl.

 

this happened to me and I got denied and I was totally fine with it.

However everyone else in my life is criticizing me for how I asked and it's super annoying.

 

how'd you ask?