2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 1180

Jerry Jones is simply not a real person

this shit is cathartic

 

I left work early I got plenty of time

 

That with a Snickers blizzard, baby we got a stew goin

 

…I think I’d rather go to the Jets? Maybe? Nahhh? Unless…? Ehhh…

 

Pro for the Cowboys vs Jets: They'll keep you for way too long
Con for the Cowboys vs Jets: They'll keep you for way too long

 

off work time to read the last 15 pages I missed so I can prove to sean I’m not a lier

 

Love the idea of DQ, but get the shits every time I get it, so I don't

This will be the only statement I make on the matter

 

yeah in the toilet about 10 minutes later

 

world war 3 in my belly bay bayyyyyy

 

There isn’t Dairy Queen in Fresno but there’s one literally down the block from where my cousin lives in Coachella so I go there every time I’m there the shakes are too good

 

helps having an iron gut

 

helps having an iron butt

 

now Friendly's Friend-Z?

ooo baby now we talkin'

 

Friendly's is dead to me since discontinuing the Wattamelon Roll.

 

power bottom, baby

 

I’m lactose intolerant so I actually hate life because everything good is dairy

 

My roommate in college stopped smoking weed senior year for job interviews and he got take out from DQ once and absolutely flipped shit because it sucked. I asked him what he got and he said shrimp. Who gets shrimp from DQ in bumfuck PA??

 

Ive never seen shrimp at DQ before

 

I meant to add that he became a miserable fuck after he stopped smoking weed because he was so dependent on it.

 

Except for that one time I saw Josh there

 

that’s cause Josh doesn’t eat there