2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 895

BREKAUPS

 

theyre gonna have 7 INTs on Sunday alone

 

rekt

 

Gustav Brad

 

unfortunately we may need your wife to vouch for this

 

Dustin won’t comment on the MVP race

 

We ranking hogs in this mofo?

 

i dont recall saying that

 

Hands up, I dropped the ball. It's officially week 17 but here I am with week 16. The councils findings had transcribed on Tuesday, but then I lost power Wednesday. Still, not an excuse. I should have walked to McDonalds and used their wifi, maybe got a Big Mac with CJ's special sauce. I have failed. The people NEED this. The people WANT this. Alas, this is who was a DAWG and dogSHITE...



OFFICIAL WEEK 16!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:
Jayden Daniels - Life would be so cool if he was the quarterback of the team I liked

Derrick Henry - After 2 average rushing weeks, you know King Henry gonna show out eventually

Jared Goff - Typical Jared Goff game, 3 TDs and an ez win

Joe Burrow - Ok maybe they aren’t fully dead yet. It’s close but Joe is keeping them alive. Need lots of help but its possible!

Jonathan Taylor - A forgotten mention in the realm of dogshite last week, but he made up for it big this week

Bryce Young - Week after week, statement loss after statement loss. Our beautiful boy has not given up. I’m not supposed to be smiling as he’s the enemy but I can’t help it. I love Bryce.

Mac Jones - McCorkle is here for the wrong reasons. Keeping the Jags chances of getting the #1 pick alive is worth something!

Lil Pup in em:
Lamar Jackson - Necessary victory to hold off on the fraud claims (my claims)

Sam Darnold - Give him 60 million. NOWWWWW.

Justin Herbert - This helps the chances of the Bengals making the playoffs and that sounds like more fun than watching Bo Nix (still a Boliever, no longer a hater) in the playoffs so thank you Mr. Herbert

Patrick Mahomes - WHATEVER HE’S NEVER GONNA GET HURT OR MISS TIME. I NEED WENTZ TIME.

Cooper Rush - Honestly, they have nothing to play for except for pride and that’s what makes a DAWG.

Michael Penix Jr - Hello Mr. Penis (get it?) welcome to the Eye Test. Hopefully it’ll be in the realm soon (I’m a hater)

Bo Nix - Even though it was an L in a pretty important game, he’s still a rookie and gives them the best chance to win


No Dawg in em:
Josh Allen - Not a game that will impress in the box score but this seemed like a possible trap game that the Bills could have dropped. But for the MVP race...oof

Baker Mayfield - The season is over. Get rid of our RBs, I don’t care if we’re top 10 in rushing. They can’t hold onto the ball when it matters.

Geno Smith - Sometime Geno is good, sometimes he’s kind of shite and sometimes he’s in between.

Kenny Pickett - I don’t think he lost them the game but he surely didn’t help

Caleb Williams - Box score wise, a nice game but this team is so fuckin’ broken I can’t rank him higher

CJ Stroud - It’s been said over and over this season in the Eye Test, the vibes are just off and now his BFF Tank Dell is gone ://

Anthony Richardson - Sure, he got the win but after that interception it seemed like they were trying everything possible to not make Richardson throw the ball lol

The Realm of Dogshite:
Drew Lockshite - You gotta be feeling good as a Giants fan knowing the team is so bad you’re gonna be playing Perfect Timing by Shedeur Sanders soon

Racshite White - I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Dorshite Thompshite-Robinshite - Thinking about joining *sis if I have to watch DTR play QB again. Give us Jameis, at least when he’s shite, it’s entertaining

Aaron Rodgshite - Get this old man his ayahuasca, he’s cooked

DeShitea Smith - Dropping crucial balls late in the game will always land you in the realm

Aidan O’Shitell - Sure, he got the win but that put the Raiders from like pick 1 to pick 6 lmao. I’d be pissed if I was a Raiders fan

 

tough news for fantasy championships lol

 

wait wouldn’t pat be big hoag and Josh is lil hoag

 

grant gonna realize real quick that he got HAYNES'd

 

FUCK

Gonna pull a spiff and say I didn’t read every post sorry

 

Watt is a fraud

 

i cant believe the refs made tj get bad stats

 

only good thing he's done for the Jets

 

I have Hurts, Lamb, Kamara, Tracy, (had Godwin) lol

Gonna be a hell of a weekend starting Xavier Legette & Jalen McMillan (dawg)!

 

rip don

 

Everyone’s life would improve if they skipped most posts

 

if the quality of your life hinges so greatly on whether or not you read posts you're already wayyyy too far gone you might as well enjoy some shit posting.

 

He keeps bringing me back in with things like this — there’s no reason 2 waiver claims and a 7th rounder should be a passable, let alone pretty good, secondary — and then he does something like the Tennessee game and plays soft coverages for the entire back half of the game and almost blows a 31-3 lead and I’m out again

 

idk shut up

 

He is hurt and had to play the refs too!!!