2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 429

Had a few Tom Collins tonight

 

You all wish you were real shitters

 

not reading all that

 

Love this

 

TIL - he pooped in 5 states

 

On purpose?

 

shak are you pooping on accident?

 

didn't know i was following a gun bro on social media

 

Last I checked no. More wondering why a dude is visiting multiple states in one day while struggling with ibs.

maybe that post says but fuck am I reading it

 

If anyone is looking into pulling off a heist and needs crew members, please know I just stealthily entered my son’s room while he was sleeping, and stole diapers for Maisie without waking him up. So I’m ready and available.

 

he’s also pro golf so

 

Shittin on a football Sunday go birds baby

 

The only way Maisie will sleep apparently

 

I could easily poop in 5 states in one day.

 

It would take me all of ~3 hours to poop in 5 states

 

With current traffic patterns it’s looking like ~3.5 hours plus pooping time

 

Time to put your shit where your mouth is

or something

 

put together some shelving for holly’s toys yesterday so we could get rid of her massive playpen downstairs and now there’s so much more room

 

whats your point pal

 

Watched The Maltese Falcon this morning

 

For the record this film came out way before 9/11

 

Yeah @Mark III

 

No proof he actually watched these older movies he’s claiming.