2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 122

Cooper Kupp it is then

 

I have Legette on a redraft team and Coker in a dynasty league.

It’s the panthers so no need to be excited, but they’re def more useful now than they were 20 minutes ago lol

 

We're reaching the point in the season where everyone needs to be in mid-season form. Some teams we already know who they are (shite: Panthers), some who are frauds and will always be frauds (Saints, Cowboys), but who will be the DAWGS who Rise Above Hate, who can't be seen amongst the poverty franchises (Jets). The same applies to the council. It's a Dawg Eat Dawg council, we fight and bark every week to determine these rankings. Each week we get edged to the end (not a sex thing), the more important these rankings become. It's finally time...let's find out who was a dawg and who was dawg shite...




OFFICIAL WEEK 8!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:
Matthew Stafford - Weren’t there rumors that the Rams were about to blow it all up and become sellers? Stafford ain’t having that. Games like this is what a DAWG does

Jalen Hurts - You gotta be feeling good now Eagles fans. Some thought the season was a wash, calling for Siriani to be fired, but dare I say we're back? Go Birds?

Kirk Cousins - He’s only been in an ATL uniform for 2 games against the Bucs but it feels like 15 years of pain already. This man needs to stop hurting me

Jared Goff - The first QB to ever reach the pinnacle of the dawg list and pass for under 100 yards. That’s just how good the Lions offense is.

Jameis Winston - He should have had a Baker like box score with multiple interceptions but got lucky the Ravens forgot how to catch the ball. Thank goodness some white boy from Detroit gave him motivation to make the Browns not look like dogass

Bo Nix - I was going to type up something nice about Bo Nix but then I remembered I’m a grade A hater and I hate this mfer. This was against the worst team in football, good job buddy! (The council never said they were consistent)

Kyler Murray - (insert COD joke here) (again don't look at previous DAWG lists) hey, did you guys know that COD came out this weekend? Good to see Kyler played a great game after a quick trip to New Zealand

Josh Allen - Still the councils choice for MVP so far this season and he finally threw an INT. I wouldn’t be surprised if next game he throws 3

Jayden Daniels - Washington really has got to figure out their red zone offense but that ending is something QBs with IT do. Jayden is officially HIM (insert heartagram)


Lil Pup in em:
Russell Wilson - I feel like the moment I say that Russ is fully back and ridin’ that he’s gonna suck ass so I’m just gonna pretend these past two weeks were a fluke. I wanna call him Russhite WIlshite so bad.

Patrick Mahomes - Kermit mfer

Justin Herbert - This is really for Bradley Bozeman but putting an OL on the dawg list isn’t sexy. Dirty ass play and he did what a dog does, protect his family arf arf

Tua Tagovailoa - Would get a positive rating no matter what for not dying but Tua sliding was a sight to see and the offense doesn't look like complete dogass with the garbage they have in that QB room besides Tua

Lamar Jackson - I think the ball turned into butter the second it left a QB's hand because the drops on both offense and defense were inexcusable!!!!

Brock Purdy - A game that Brock truly needed. I don’t think the 9ers are fully back but it’s a start

Sam Darnold - Losing Darrisaw is a big feelsbad, it feels like a slide is in process. While on paper Darnold looks good, but idk something don't feel right anymore!

Jacoby Brissett/Drake Maye - Jacoby, a consistent realm of dogshite member did what he needed to do: not be SHITE. Idk if I were a Patriots fan, would you have rather have lost for draft position? Idk or really care but beating the Jets is much funnier

CJ Stroud - 6-2 and it feels like they haven’t even really hit their stride yet offensively. Losing Nico and now Stefon sucks and I’m worried the Jets is a trap game but time will tell…

No Dawg in em:
Gardner Minshew - That fumble down 20-13 that lead to their demise and that's why he will never be past 'serviceable back up'

Baker Mayfield - He's going to give you TDs, he's going to give you INTs but he's going to give me canine parvovirus one of these weeks. This season is over, gg go next

Caleb Williams - Really bad first 3 quarters but that was a good 4th quarter. Had the opportunity to win and gave it to his team and they let him down. Nonetheless, the first 3 q's were so bad

Joe Burrow - I still think it’s possible they go on a run but I also wouldn’t be surprised if next week we’re officially calling the Bungholes ded.

Dak Prescott - Put the Cowboys where they belong: 1 pm games like the rest of the peasants of the NFL. Maybe Skip Bayless was right about Dak’s feeling about his…ok too far. I just don’t want to watch the Cowboys in primetime anymore ok.

REALM OF DOGSHITE:
Tyrshite Stevenshite - Thank god I’m not a Bears fan because I would have scaled and jumped off the Trump Tower (not political) in a Stevenshite jersey just so he knows the pain that he caused.

Mason Shiteolph - Not gonna lie here, I’m just assuming he was dawg shite based off the score lmao

Aaron Rodgers - Another "on paper" looking at the stats you say "huh not bad" BUT YOU CANNOT LOSE TO THE PATRIOTS LMAO. Is it David Bakhtiari time? Will this be the buff they need? No the Jets are Shite and so is Rodgers

Anthony Shitersdon - It’s time to learn Tight End buddy. Shiterson even raps like he’s tired. Not a good look !

Danshite Jones - Please get the MFer off my TV. Actually get all of New York and Dallas off my TV on primetime. It's a waste of everyone's time. I'm going to jump off the parking garage at my job istg

Specer Shiteler/Jake Shitener - Just start Taysom Hill at this point lmao

Shitey Bosa - A p-word imho

Genshite Smith - Things feel to be going off the rails in Seattle but I won’t be surprised if Geno next game goes 3 TD 0 INTs because that’s the kind of season this team is having so far

The Resurrection of Bryce Young?
Is this the start of our beautiful lil boy getting his smile back? No, probably not but if you watched the first drive and then the last drive of the game, you had to feel pretty good. Unfortunately there was still almost 3 1/2 quarters of Bryce Young football that had to be watched.

 

You’re gonna love KJ Osborn

 

Who cares about fantasy football. I just want to watch cool ball

 

We didn’t trade a 3rd rounder for him?

 

I was expecting a 6th or 7th pick for DJ so the pick swap basically the equivalent of that. He’s a good player, but he clearly didn’t want to be here. Which is fine. And he’s a pending FA. So any return is welcome. Not sure why anyone would expect much more than this tbh.

 

well done

 

My team is the patriots and I casually root for the jags. Fantasy might be the only thing that keeps me interested in the season lol

 

The Panthers can have Jahan Dotson for a 4th to filled the void Diontae is leaving

 

You can casually root for any team why pick the jags

 

but what about drakeo mayefoy?

 

Xavier Legette and Jalen Coker will be getting a lot of reps for the remainder of the season. Both look promising. Hopefully our QB can get them the ball….

 

I can imagine the Jags won't keep you interested in the season but Drake may

 

Alright have a good day everyone

 

delete this

 

You know what, I shouldn’t be talking

 

Diontae, Zay, Mark, Likely

So basically you need not cover the boundaries ever lol

 

Drake Maye is my Casey Anthony

 

A) A flawless Dawg Ranking as always
B) Always happy to ruin the Jets season even if it hurts us in the draft a bit
C) Honestly more important for them to start building something and building a foundation, plus there's no elite Joe Alt tackle going #1 overall anyway so let's get some wins and start a positive momentum into the offseason.

 

WWWY fest is fine and all. Def not getting me out to Vegas lol. Glad the weirdo who thought Brand New would be neat is disappointed.

 

I think the lineup is kinda terrible but eh not for me, people seem to be stoked so I hope they have fun

 

Blink is always fun for me
TGA is TGA so I'm sold
Never seen the Offspring
I'd probably go see Bad Religion too

That's about all I'd be into seeing.