2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 58

Donnie got out Donnie’d

 

i would happily trade like 15 posters for james to start posting again

 

hang the banner

 

Might have to print out the post like @MidDave does sometimes and frame it

 

Now I gotta go train my fellow Costa Rican employees all about abutments for the next 3-4 hours

 

NOT a euphemism

 

Abutments??? You made that word up

 

Hey donnie im gonna need a dental implant next year are you certified to put it in yourself

 

With Halloween upon us, you may one day decide to put your hersheys bar in the fridge. And after a few minutes, you may decide to eat it. And when you bite into it your tooth may crack and fall out.

AND WHEN that happens, you may elect to get a dental implant. And if you choose to go that direction, you will one day have an abutment in your mouth forever. And it will cost you like 7k

 

After a few minutes, how cold is your fucking fridge Donnie

 

uh

 

I’m not prepared to share that confidential info, people have been trying to get those numbers from me for years

 

Alternatively, what kind of shape are your teeth in Donnie?

 

Well now I’m scared to eat, donnie

 

im scared to eat donnie

 

what about Jared though?

 

When I have nightmares, it’s of my teeth falling out. Like just randomly a tooth will fall out or be loose and I’ll just stare in horror at the tooth and the spit blood into the sink over and over again until I wake up.

 

So many limbs you’ll crack all your teeth

 

I mean shit Donnie posted about a friend’s kidney exploding and it wasn’t even the most fucked thing in the post

 

#realshitters

 

Rank the thread in what order you would eat them, and Donnie might be first because of the beef. Idk.

 

Grimace is an obvious first if we consider the character canon

 

thats true, donnie is fulllllllllllllllll of delicious beef and gravy

hmmmmmmmmm

 

Matt is last due to a lack of bread

 

They’re okay now! Really wanna get clear aligners to straighten them after not wearing my retainer since 7th grade after braces

I got a lot of cavities when I was a kid cause we only drank soda in my house. Like my dad would go food shopping and buy 10-12 2 liters of coke for the week. We had a soda cabinet.

So really nowadays it’s just sometimes old cavities gotta be replaced