2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 3412

don't wear jeans if you get a drink with tetra

 

…why

 

They dont think people should wear jeans unless theyre farmers

 

Or something

 

stay up to date with site lore please

 

This is the most insane take I've ever heard on this website and that's saying something

 

I’m seeing touché amore and soul glo this Saturday so I am hyped and also trying to listen to all the music.

it’s been a minute.

 

josh how will you be spending the chiefs bye week

 

not watching the royals play

 

The National starting their set at 9 pm on a Monday. What is this, SNF in Pittsburgh?

 

Cobra with the dunk

 

Absolutely seething with jealousy

 

Go see PBTT next Sunday.

 

@JoshIsMediocre and Dan Campbell are the same

 

Ill have money again then so I intend to lol.

 

Knocking over a bookies or something

 

josh could probably find his Letterboxd

 

didnt you hear hes getting 67 jobs

 

Clearly I missed that bit of news.

needs to work harder and get two more

 

Is this good

 

That just means they should start Anthony Richardson to bring his numbers up

 

Nowhere to go but up

 

The council forgot this was the first week with teams on byes. They were barking very loud confused why they didn't see more dogshite on the meeting room TVs, but I had to set them straight. They feel like it's not their best work, but they will regroup and continue to dream big and work hard imho




THE OFFICIAL WEEK 5 EYE TEST (DAWG LIST)!!!!

DAWG IN EM:

Lamar Jackson - The new MVP favorite IMO

Kirk Cousins - As a Bucs fan, I personally did not Like That.

Trevor Lawrence - INT was basically a punt but was this the game that Changes Everything? Will Trevor continue to bark??? Time will tell…

Bo Nix - No questions at this time, please. I’m in pain and disgusted.

Kyler Murray - Calling GG just a few yards from the start of your run is a dawg move

Daniel Jones - Let’s face it, two more wins than we thought they were gonna get after the first two weeks

LIL PUP IN EM:

Dak Prescott - This team honks imo, but that was a dawg-like final drive

Joe Flacco - IDK THEY LOST BUT I FEEL LIKE ANTHONY SHIDDERSON WOULDN’T HAVE DONE WHAT JOE DID

Jayden Daniels - They showed that McLaurin huge play but not the INT 2 plays later but good recovery, vibes r high

Caleb Williams - Some will say it's just against the Panthers...and that's correct. Still the NFL is tough and he's showing bark

CJ Stroud - Worried about how these next few weeks will be with Nico’s hamstring but I feel like he’ll be ok

Joe Burrow - It’s crazy how he has to play 100% perfect football or his team will lose. There is no margin for error for him and that is very unfortunate.

Sam Darnold - This game made me believe in Darnold more imo even if it didn't translate on the box score

Jordan Love - An important win to get the confidence back

NO DAWG IN EM:

Justin Fields - That offense looked so bad in the 1st, idk I feel bad putting him here and fear this starts the Russ talks

Aaron Rodgers - Up until that 4th quarter INT, def had some lil pup if we don’t include the 1st quarter, but he looks OLD and I’m sure he has the old man smell

Josh Allen - No turnovers but no fuckin’ dawg man
Aiden O’Shitell - Something does need to change in LV but I don’t think replacing Minshite is the answer

Brock Purdy - Looking rather Brock Turdy this week. Got outplayed by a big headed baby

REALM OF DOGSHITE:

DOGSHITE SUCKY IRVING - No further comments at this time. Just typing his name upsets me. Game was GG’d and all you had to do was keep two hands on the ball reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Andy Dalshite - Still gives a better chance of success than Bryce but its still not great !

Tyler Shitely - I should respect our resident pro-bowler QB but I simply cannot

Jacoby Shittesett - Make urself nice and cosy young man

Shitecinnati Bengals - That defense is performing football terrorism imo

DeShite Watson - Give me Jameis nownownownowonwnow

Literalshite - nominating myself for the realm of dogshite because I had to explain to my co-worker how the council deliberates and writes up who is a dawg and who is dawgshite in the nfl every week and posts it on an internet forum as an almost 32 y/o man

 

The one dog with human hands in each of the photos is…unsettling…

 

My king