General Politics Discussion (XI) [ARCHIVED] World • Page 1375

Also, who wants to join my new midwest emo band, Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört?

 

"Oh, you want a good trade deal? What if we told you we have proof that you *checks notes* had sex with your wife on your honeymoon"?

 

Imagine the land acknowledgements they’ll be doing in Israel in the distant future.

 

If you like grapefruit, then try a Paloma subbing in Malort for tequila.

 

oh my fucking god

 

The "Tim Walz Fucks" merch practically prints itself.

 

Right! A lot of people have lowered their personal bar from Ceasefire/Embargo to “well okay, just let us speak for 5 minutes” and it’s something the Dems refuse to clear.

 

Chicks got an opportunity to be double legends.

 

summing up Dems in 2024 in one post like a fucking boss haha

 

in between knowing the liberal strategy of uncommited movement is futile and hoping it works.

 

Deep-friend ranch dressing anyone?

 

would

 

Went to the local county fair last week and got deep fried apple dumplings, dipped in the candy apple glaze and topped with cinnamon fireball candy ice cream…it was glorious.

 

I don't even like unfried ranch dressing. I also just noticed you typed deep-friend, which I find quite amusing.

 

I love how this post would usually be us confessing to wanting to have sex with a politician who has hideous beliefs but we are just wholesomely talking about a hideously Midwestern deep fried state fair snack

 

Didn't notice until you pointed it out. Keeping it in

 

Ever had a deep-fried Oreo? The stuff of kings

 

very true…deep fried snickers became my fried go to after seeing it at the NY state fair.

 

I've always been afraid to try a deep fried Oreo and just assume I would have a heart attack immediately and just be thinking that I couldn't even be mad like yeah I asked for this

 

After you get through about 3 of them, it becomes the law of diminishing returns