Unpopular Entertainment Opinions • Page 372

I still twitch thinking about an old guy next to me on an airplane who ate 3 tuna sandwiches

 

I can't imagine having the hand eye coordination to use a fork in a dark theater

 

Listen, I was hungry, they sell it, I buy it. That's how capitalism works!

 

A guy next to me once pulled out a full sub I think from Jimmy John’s cause it used to be next to the theater and it smelled like onions the entire time.

 

Probably from the onions.

 

My local theatre is in the mall and I usually just go eat at the food court before the movie starts.

 

Popcorn is the ideal theater food because it is best there. You can eat chicken tenders or a frozen pizza anywhere else you go.

 

I try to eat before but I was running late to a matinee of top gun and I was starving so I got the chicken tenders and pretzel bites and honestly? pretty solid.

 

I miss Sbarro calzones.

 

When I went to the movies last week they gave us a free giant tub of popcorn and a large root beer because they went to deliver it to someone's seats and they'd already gotten their order. Was pretty exciting

 

The Cinemark pretzel bites are pretty good.

 

Question is, when aren't I ripping ass?

 

Nachos used to be a nice option when I wasn't feeling popcorn back when you got both cheese and salsa with it. Now it's always pre-packaged and you just get one little yogurt cup of cheese, at least at AMC

 

There is a theater near here that has table service but they only do it for a handful of the big movies currently in release while the rest of the theater is just the regular food for sale. It would be nice to get a chicken parmesan and watch a movie.

 

sorry but he innovated

 

Nothing hits like hoovering a Digiorno in a Catholic church while the priest delivers his homily to the congregation

 

I have never been to church. Wouldn't outside food compete with the wafer and thus be not allowed?

 

It's the only thing that makes the wafer edible. Gotta put it in the center of a large cheese pizza and fold it in half

 

One time as a kid I got brought to Easter vigil and someone had baked actual bread and cut it up into little pieces for communion and that shit was delicious. It was super confusing.

 

One time a kid at my grade school received communion and then pocketed it and put it down his pants in the schoolyard. Shit was metal as hell we were shocked

 

That's awesome. I mean, hey, as long as the priest consecrated it, why not?

 

was it a church for ducks

 

Yeah right next door they had a parochial school for ants.

 

My fiance came from a more strict, god-fearing Catholic church, while my Catholic upbringing revolved around a God of unconditional love and forgiveness

Apparently in stricter churches, you aren't supposed to eat the Eucharist without having confession first. Never heard that in my life. My fiance wasn't thrilled I ate it when I went to church with her

 

what the fuck