Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 425

I was gonna post this in the Random Thoughts thread, but I think it better fits here. But man, I think August is the worst month

 

definitely

 

Can I interest you in January? Easily the worst month.

 

I mean it’s close

 

Well now that the planet is fucked, January's are rarely below zero anymore and the snow we get is pathetic so I'm still voting for the summer being the worst time of year now lol

 

I like January just fine, but I also live in Southern California, so…

My only gripe is that getting dark at 5:00 PM isn’t fun when it’s not Christmastime

 

It's all good, in 5 months I'm gonna be in here bitching about the cold regardless and just hope you all don't remember what I said two posts up

 

Speaking of… A local coffee place near me I hit up time-to-time announced today that they’re dropping their fall menu tomorrow.

Listen man, I live for pumpkin spice and I’m all about pumpkin and fall stuff, but come on…

 

Nope, sorry, pumpkin spice anything is amazing and you're wrong. My work cafeteria sells pumpkin muffins year round and you can get your ass I alternate between them and blueberry muffins every week

(Just teasing, I realize you also conceded that you live for pumpkin spice too)

 

fuck pumpkin spice there's no pumpkin in it lying ass Starbucks

 

basically had to give up pumpkin beer because by the time its even a little crisp out its all gone from the shelves or canned way too long ago. pumkin just is not it when youve been out in the heat all day lol. fortunately not really the same problems w the coffee so i can still enjoy that

 

Yeah I love pumpkin spice and pumpkin stuff. PSLs, pumpkin pie, you name it. I look forward to it every year. But something about consuming it any time that’s not September to January just feels morally wrong lol.

But no judgement to you either. Enjoy what you please!

 

So one tiny thing that annoys me is my fiance cannot cook a simple box of Kraft Mac n Cheese. I tell her every time not to leave it boiling the whole time, set it to low once the water is boiling, but nope. Always has to cook it so that every single noodle is broken and mush. Tastes like I'm eating left over microwaved Mac n cheese haha. She's just stubborn and doesn't want to be wrong, which is also true about me ironically.

That being said, I'm not going to full on drag my partner as a cook so I will say she makes incredible meatballs and we had them the other day. I was in heaven. Meatballs are one of my favorite foods.

 

Anything pumpkin sucks shit

 

It's nature's best cinnamon substitute

 

can you just make the macaroni then?

 

Lmao I am right now. I didn't tell her why, I don't have the heart to tell her

 

Pumpkin pie is my favorite dessert.

 

Pumpkin rules and summer sucks shit, so I love that we get a little taste of Fall/Halloween early. Let us have this one thing early in the humid, 85 degree weather

 

July should be the only summer month. We should skip the other ones

 

Hating on summer is a Tiny Thing That Annoys Me.

I want extreme heat and extreme heat only.

 

good news we're a couple decades from that being the case

 

move to death valley, why don't ya

 

March is the worst month. Just mud and rain and too cold to be outside and all the plants are still dead

 

let’s have this talk again after your first heat stroke