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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 286

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    hahaha the guy I've been hanging out with (you know, the only one I post about lol) recently got into massaging my neck randomly. The first time he did it I thought it was a little rough but overall was pleasantly surprised. Wellll then the next day I had such a bad kink in my neck! He totally made things worse rather than helping lol
     
  2. thischarmingman

    tweets: @lamebandguy Prestigious

    dom will u be my life coach? i promise to unlearn racism by myself.
     
  3. cshadows2887

    Hailey, It Happens @haileyithappens Supporter

    I worried less when I gave her one and she had goosebumps. If you can fake those just to not hurt someone's feelings, you're pretty talented. Haha
     
  4. colorlesscliche

    Trusted Prestigious

    That's what I'm talking about.
     
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  5. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    Deleted my dating profiles this morning. It's been really unhealthy for me, overall.
     
  6. EngineDown

    formerly known as chill yoshi

    getting off of them when i was on them a lot was probably the healthiest thing i could do, they were fun for a bit but they only ended up making me super depressed about dating to the point where i didn't want to meet people organically at all

    i think i met my girlfriend within like a month of getting off them hah
     
  7. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    @Dominick what is the racial demographic of these swinger clubs?
     
  8. Dominick

    Prestigious Prestigious

    50% white, 50% other, more or less. At least, the one I go to.
     
  9. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Dating sites are pretty cool if you can manage not to get invested before meeting someone. I don't talk to enough people to meet dating prospects in the wild, I pretty much only go to work home and Target
     
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  10. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    My recently improved times have come from meeting people in person. I guess some people can do dating sites and I just can't.

    Going to these meetup things has been a breath of fresh air anyway. Instead of being on something where everyone is overtly trying to date, you go there to meet new people just socially or for some other hobby/activity. I don't know where what is happening is going, but it's been far better than anything I managed in 3ish years of using dating sites or apps.
     
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  11. testtime

    Regular

    sarcasm has no place in the dating world. I had a girl say "you were funnier when we first met" among other things that night then proceeded to ask me to take her to my place. LOL. NO. Walked her to her car and called it.
     
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  12. ChicagoBowls

    !!!!

    Same, I got into cycling thru the meetup app, and never felt better. New connects make me more happier than the former.
     
  13. Greg

    The Forgotten Son Supporter

    I'll take all the sarcastic girls, thank you.
     
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  14. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    Ah.

    So the basic make up of the average club here.

    I'm gonna now search yelp for swinger clubs in Baltimore and guess which one you go to.
     
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  15. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    that seems highly uncalled for
     
  16. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    I was about ready to quote him before he deleted it. that last part is probably more reflective of him than of his dates. Like, come on dude, don't be that guy.
     
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  17. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    He was funnier in his first post
     
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  18. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
     
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  19. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    fucking dustin
     
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  20. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    I'll admit I was definitely funnier when we first met
     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Derek's jokes aren't that bad
     
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  22. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    First time me and Derek met it was just us and we were really funny

    Second time Chase was there and now we're all screwed
     
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  23. dadbolt

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  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I fear I've enabled y'all
     
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  25. dadbolt

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