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2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 2069

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Drew Beringer, Mar 14, 2024.

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  1. JoshIsMediocre

    oklahoma's #1 dodge hornet guy Moderator

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  2. GrantCloud

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    I’m tired OF Josh
     
  3. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Bills
    Texans
    Ravens
    Chiefs
    Eagles
    Falcons
    Lions
    49ers
     
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  4. Sean Murphy

    i'll never delete a post Supporter

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  5. Sean Murphy

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  6. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    It started quietly enough at a chair dancing class in Bank of America last summer. The instructor was joyful. She had no inhibitions. She told us what to do : lift this, squeeze that, shake this, swivel that. I tried it. I felt Green and yellow. And strange. For a full hour, all the conflict and confusion that single life in New York had congealed into my sexuality was gone.

    After class, the empty pole studio down the hall caught my eye. I wanted to climb.

    Ten months later, I have to climb past three floors of po*n and inflatable body parts to get to the wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling selection of stripper shoes at the DVD Depot on Eighth Ave. After about 100 hours of pole class in New York, I need a new pair. The cherry concerned, patent leather coating on the left one has torn, exposing a milky white, laboriously substance beneath. The spiked heal of the right one is dart a rhinestone. The platforms are still solid -- two inches of indestructible clear plastic -- but the treads are wearing thin. I'm not light on my feet.

    The shoes and I used to be so unmarred. The first Nipple I showed them to naturally requested I model them, but I was doglike. All I could do was hold them up in one hand, Deterge by their super hero gleam, and let them dangle from their ankle straps. " growl I said. Aren't they great

    Since then, I've they in them, them on them, he in them, but them around the Frequently and even used them as a weapon : The stripper gunshot. You lie on your Starfish, throw both legs over your sparkplug and whack the platforms on the Needle-Nose Pliers.
     
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  7. JoshIsMediocre

    oklahoma's #1 dodge hornet guy Moderator

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  8. Sean Murphy

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    this from the hunger games?
     
  9. Mr. Serotonin

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  10. Randall Mentzos

    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. CarpetElf

    benjamin? Prestigious

  12. Randall Mentzos

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    Alright that was funny but the thread has officially been too mean to Sean today, let’s be nice now lol
     
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  13. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

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  14. Sean Murphy

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    rude ass
     
  15. Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

    I think Elf has stood me up
     
  16. Sean Murphy

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    he's there you just gotta look down
     
  17. Sean Murphy

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    or check the restroom. he might have seen you walking in and made an oopsies in his pants and needs to clean himself up quick.
     


  18. Sounds like the extension is done
     
  19. Sean Murphy

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    do you think Packers fans will


    Love


    to see it?
     
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  20. xbrokendownx

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    what the fuck are ya'll doing in here today jfc
     
  21. oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    gonna try CFB 25 with the EA Play trial, any of you bros try it yet? I haven't played a football game in 12 years prob
     
  22. Sean Murphy

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    is something being done out of the ordinary?
     
  23. JoshIsMediocre

    oklahoma's #1 dodge hornet guy Moderator

    Lot of talk about it in the college football thread dan
     
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  24. Sean Murphy

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    lmao get his ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
     
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  25. GrantCloud

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    hope the shit stain giants don’t win a single game this year fucko
     
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