2023-2024 NBA Season Thread • Page 644

Yeah calling this over after game 1 is weird stuff. We got our ass beat but we usually adjust

 

Celtics in 6 still remains likely but maybe 5, depends on if they get past their game 2 bs

 

How do i make it so al Horford gets a ring but the Celtics don’t win? Aside from asking for his hand in marriage.

 

I called it over before the series started that’s ideological consistency

 

Celtics in 6

 

Any game where Tatum plays like he never watched Kobe is a big checkmark for the Celtics

 

Confident in the Celtics Celticing enough to make this series more interesting. Otherwise we gotta come up with a good reason to Mickey Mouse ring this one real fast team.

 

The West was the only conference with good teams this season, so the Celtics cake walked while the Mavs came in battered.

 

fuck the mavs

 

this won't be a clean sweep. the Celtics will fuck up next time lol

 

good reason is No Giannis

 

Mavs will win the next one and the narrative will flip, should be a long series at least

 

Ngl, before this thread I didn’t realize there was this much animosity towards the Mavs outside of division rivals and maybe the Heat haha

 

I didn’t even notice Luka only had one assist. Fuck

 

the narrative will flip after every game bc y'all are too first take-pilled

open the schools

 

Idk… the spurs made the finals quite a few times and we never could hit free throws

 

But who did they play? That’s where I imagine the difference is. Both the Celtics and Mavs have no reason to be as bad at the line as they are considering the shooters they have lol

 

I was so used to Dirk for 21 years being an automatic FT shooter that this team drives me crazy now.

 

I bleed green

 

Piss*

 

Doctor. Now.

 

I feel like people don’t like Mark Cuban and that a lot of people associate Dallas in general with, like, the oil industry or some shit. Not that it’s fair or accurate, and i could be wrong that that’s what people feel.

 

laughing so much harder at this than necessary

 

Associating it with oil would be kind of weird tbh. That’s Houston’s game. But not liking Cuban I guess makes sense. I just assumed people were at least neutral cause we had the most unproblematic superstar for so long.

 

Forgot that OKC kicked our ass worse in game 1 lmao