2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 574

I know that’s why I did

 

FUCK

 

lmao dumbassssssss

 

My wife is cold, so I'm out of options.

 

FUCKING GOT HIS ASS

 

tell her to put a hoodie on and care more about your feelings

 

lol telling your pregnant wife to "care more about my feelings" is a great idea actually. Let me try that and I'll report back.

 

IT DIDN'T GO WELL IT DID'T GO WELL WHERE DID SHE GET A BASEBALL BAT FROM OMG

 

tell her being hot takes precedence over being cold, she can put on more clothes whereas you can only get so naked.

 

I opened a window.

 

did an angel get its wings

 

is that the saying

 

you are so fucking dumb

 

was that too mean?

 

I'm lost

 

Can you imagine being so lucky to be part of the jury pool for trump's trial?

Them: Can you think of any reason you would be unable to render a fair and impartial verdict?
Me: I think it's funny he filmed two Russian hookers peeing on him. Can't really focus on anything else. Sorry.

 

Wait. You guys are on baby number 2?

 

Yup! Due end of November.

 

let’s get you to bed grandpa

 

November 30th is a good day to aim for

 

Mazel Tov!

 

Is that the day purple butt plugs were invented?

 

daves favorite thing ever was born on november 30th