2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 497

I am a no wife guy too. Did yall know that?

 

interesting

 

Ftfy

 

You forgot to add his hats

 

he’d be wearing them all so they’d know.

 

They're the ones who have to break the news to his wife.

 

not for much longer though right

 

Im gonna propose to Grims gf if he doesnt soon.

 

7-19 more years

 

Bold to assume I'm leaving instead of getting left

 

Oh I know she'll drop your ass like a sack of potatoes. I was just trying to talk you up king.

 

why drop a sack of potatoes? what did they do?

 

Cheers

 

its a bad day to be a plate of chow mein at panda express tonight

friday

 

My wife took the girls to a cabin for the weekend with her sister. So it’s just me and AJ this weekend. He got in the car after school and shouted “Boys weekend!!!!” And now he’s playing on his iPad next to me. Should be a chill weekend.

 

id be a wife guy for that beer

 

You didnt hear?

 

You're already a wife guy.

 

Going to see The First Omen tonight, Kelsey wanted to bring actual food into the movie but I’d rather just have popcorn tbh

 

well,

 

Shit. Im sorry

 

Flood you asshole, murph had to get a divorce just to prove you wrong

 

lmao its all good

ive been kinda dancing around ways to drop the news without trauma dumping but i have actually been a #nowifeguy since january