Unpopular Entertainment Opinions • Page 287

stop resisting

 

Anyways, in this theoretical timeline where seats have buttons somehow connected to seat buttons, lol. A better innovation:

The ability to request that the theater you’re at gets the movie that the trailer is for. Like, the ability to request my local Cinemark gets a movie not guaranteed that wide a release.

 

Do you guys remember when they had those theaters with the motion sensors or Kinects or whatever and people were playing breakout/pong, etc?

 

So that when your request gets ignored, you know who to blame?

 

If you have AMC, in the app after you see a movie they ask you to thumbs up or thumbs down the trailers you saw at your screening. Pretty much exactly what tetra is asking for.

 

Nah it needs to be on the seats and a loud buzzer needs to go off when the trailer has enough thumbs downs

 

future ITYSL sketch

 

I wouldn’t be surprised if tetra has zero apps on his phone.

 

I kind of want trailers to go back to having someone not in the movie narrate them. Just some random voice telling you the plot, vibes, and who’s in it.

 

Long to be hired as that sinister voice you hear telling you the title of a movie.

 

rest in power Don LaFontaine

 

It’s gotta be like the America’s Got Talent buzzer. That thing is so aggressive you feel like the building’s gonna collapse

 

Subtle brag that you've been on national TV. Haha

 

Morrissey's greatest wish is to take people trying to enjoy a day at the movies and force them into a focus group

 

I have greater wishes.

 

I'd love to see a list

 

They should show the seating chart on screen and then with these hypothetical controls we can vote people out of the theater if they're annoying. Enough votes and you're outta here, pal!

 

Not sure how far in you are, but I was lost AF after season 1. Then I watched season 2, and then went back and re-watched season 1, and that pretty much solidified the characters for me lol.

 

I looked up a bunch of characters but when the wikis start referring to characters in the past tense it is pretty clear everyone dies.

Bronn and The Hound are like twins besides the scar.

 

Oh that's an easy one. Hound=About a foot taller and meaner, known for "Yarp!", Bronn=The guy who was one half of the hit singing duo Robson & Jerome!

 

Today would have been the woman who TOOK A PHONE CALL during the last 20 min of the movie to tell them she's at a movie and will call them back. You can text them that!

 

Throw them in the ocean

 

this would cause me so much anxiety that people would just pick up on my vibes

 

I would yell out for someone to get the fuck off their phone.