2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2701

I think if I won $1.9 billion I’d do the following things:

Buy Randall a very nice, brand new bike with tires that lock at red lights
Send everyone to an NFL game voted on by the thread (I will not be attending but beefs for everyone)
Buy Grimace his very own McDonalds franchise to manage
Buy Bryce Young lifts so Pat can feel better about his height
But Matt a Danny Etling jersey

 

This is the rare one you gotta luck into!

 

Good movie

 

thanks, I never get enough credit

 

Oh okay cool my car’s whole engine is fucked

Just fucking kill me already

 

You're the grim not the jake

 

You have inspired me to stop going to wawa so much

 

Don’t gotta lie to him dink

 

i wish i could go to wawa more

 

Over him

 

wawa is what my nephew says when he wants water

 

teach him how to speak normally

 

i miss wawa coffee. blows my mind that outside of hoagie land you just cant get a decent large coffee for under 2 dollars at a gas station

 

Jags by a million this weekend in honor of your car

 

At this point a Jags Super Bowl wouldn’t even make a dent in how fucking defeated and depressed I am right now

 

Sorry man

 

I was trying so hard to just roll with the punches and stay in a stable mood but I cannot handle losing my car less than a year after I got it. This is an impossible hole I’m in and I have no idea how I’m going to dig myself out.

 

Probably sell all my music gear I guess…

 

i saw that drew

 

sorry man thats some shit luck. fwiw id let you have my bike since i dont use it anymore if someone whos smarter then me could figure out the logistics of giving someone hundreds of miles away a bike

 

Felt callous after the last post - posted it in the Gsmefay thread instead

 

If I ever won something like that everyone in this sports forum is gonna eat haha

 

Keeping my Panda Express budget light next year. I'm not exceeding $750

 

this is the one food craving I will never be able to satisfy where I live...I would strangle someone for a beef from modern butcher rn

 

per order?