2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2576

I've never been able to get into coffee myself. Do love the smell however

 

I'm on team Tea

 

Tea is definitely better, I just like both

 

I drink coffee every morning and have for over a decade and get a headache if I don’t have one … but don’t love it

 

tea also rocks

 

lmao his agent is wilin out

 

lol. dude trying to get his bag before it all falls apart

 

nah i think he has at least earned a back up contract with the Giants. Tyrod seemed miffed enough that he didnt get the job back and hes a FA so i expect him to leave, so they gotta bring someone else in if theyre not gonna be able to draft someone, and Jones wont be ready until mid-way thru the season if hes gonna come back.

 

if mitch trubisky can be a back up, then tommy definitely can i guess

 

is that significant

 

no

 

changes everything

 

Playing small

 

Great photo

 

When I was like…2 I wasn’t allowed soda for obvious reasons. So I used to sneak it now and then. My parents hosted a party, I snuck a whole mug of “soda”. It was coffee. It was black coffee. I was done forever with that lol. Have zero desire to try it again.

 

sounds delicious

 

But also the flipside is I spent a long time drinking 1-2 Red Bulls a day and I’m fairly confident that’s what gave me cancer.

 

So Red Bull does not give you wings, am I understanding that correctly?

 

*hey siri, play DOGS FOR LIFE by DMX* Big up the dawgs, big up the football, you know the rules

Official Week 15 Eye Test (DAWG Ratings):

Dog in em:
Jared Goff - (The Eye Test this week has decided he’s the GOAT)
Brock Purdy - (Give him the MVP, watch the world burn)
Baker Mayfield - (WE ARE WITNESSES. Give him the contact, Bucs)
Aiden O’Connell - (Raiders are cowards for not going for the passing TD record, but I digress)
Gardner Minshew - (A dawg finds a way to win. I’d take Gardner when down 100)

Lil Pup in em:
Jake Browning - (Top of the Lil Pups this week. That 3 and 9 throw in OT extending the play with his legs was a DAWG throw)
Tua Tagovailoa - (Did what he was supposed to do)
Lamar Jackson - (We all saw the bad pick, but so many plays he extended with his legs. That’s why he’s Him frankly)
Bryce Young - (See Realm of Dog Shite. However, I feel like I need to be nice to Bryce. He won, here’s your flowers for the week)
Case Keenum - (Leading a team back 13 down means something to me dang it. Definition of DB;WH)
Easton Stick - (This is an Eye Test, not a brains test. Eye alone if you don’t look at the final score/box score...not bad!, bottom of the Lil Pups)

No Dawg in em:
Dak Prescott - (Welcome back, king)
Trevor Lawerence - (I've fumbled love interests in a less embarrassing fashions. That end of the 2nd half is probably gonna sum up Trev's season to me unless an insane turnaround happens NOW).
Mitch Trubisky - (I’m just sorry Steelers bros)
Desmond Ridder - (Even the throws they use for his highlights look like shite)
Trevor Siemian - (Let’s face it, Zach would be back in this category even if he didn’t get concussed)

The Realm of Dog Shite:
Atlanta Falcons vs Carolina Panthers - You didn’t see it, I didn’t see it, and neither did anyone in Charlotte, NC. We were all losers)
Kadarius Toney - (At this rate, he’s going to lose the Chiefs in the playoffs, if he even gets anymore targets)
George Pickens - (No effort. No hype, no heart)
Robert Tonyan - (Only target of the game is a drop that should have been a TD? That’s football terrorism to me, imo)

 

I do not have the energy to write out my own feelings about this but these two posts are pretty much sum up how I feel about the Jags right now. That on top of Trevor not being able to stop making dumb mistakes when he feels like he has to do everything.

 

Desmond Ridder - where even the highlights are bad.

 

Or Wings = Tumors lol