2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2497

I’m gonna call @JoshIsMediocre lil joshie

 

What y'all getting your significant others for xmas

 

Need to steal ideas

 

My wife and I dont do presents.


Built different

 

I have risen for another work week. There's something in my Eye. It needs to get tested.

Official Week 14 Eye Test (DAWG Ratings):

Dog in em:
Dak Prescott - (need I say more?)
Justin Fields - (possibly got his smile back? Time will tell but I’m happy for the pup)
Zach Wilson - (this will surely be a one week thing, but for one week he is alive again)
Joe Flacco - (dare I say…still elite?)
Jake Browning - (…future QB controversy in Cincy? Time will tell…)

Lil Pup in em:
Baker Mayfield - (listen, it’s not always pretty but he’s always barkin’)
Patrick Mahomes - (second week as a lil pup, he’s just yappin’ and yappin’ barkin’ like a lil chihuahua that’s ‘bout to cry. Again, dare I say…fraud-watch?)
Trevor Lawrence - (there will always be doubt of his internal dawg, but I must give credit for playing this week. Even if he had some really bad picks)
Matthew Stafford - (truly trying his best, respect the lad)

No Dawg in em:
Jalen Hurts - (something is off, something isn't the same. nothing lasts forever #GFYTN)
CJ Stroud - (it was bound to happen at some point. That game is just a shake hands, part ways. Get healthy and continue to dbwh)
Justin Herbert - get some rest, my pup. Stop letting this team hurt you this season. Rest.
DK Metcalf - (sometimes too much dawg equals no dawg)
Josh Dobbs - (when it was fun, it was fun but when it was shite, it was shite)

The Realm of Dog Shite:
Kadarius Toney - (2 games he’s cost the Chiefs this season directly. A FOOTBALL TERRORIST)
Carolina Panthers - (there’s no hope here)
Minnesota Vikings vs LV Raiders - (I would be submitting a chargeback if I spent money going to this game. Football terrorism at its finest. Wasted our time)

 

im tryna get us zach bryan tickets but these fuckin white ppl be drivin up these costs

 

Incredible #GFYTN reference

 

I need a team to do the funniest thing possible and sign Flacco to their active roster.

 

so you are the problem

 

Got her one of those vacuums that you use on the dog.

 

this TJ person is mentally ill

he is all over Dolphins twitter a lot

 

I thought Stefanski said yesterday Flacco was the starter for the rest of the season?

 

anyone elevated from the PS automatically gets reverted, but he will probably be made official roster this week but i think they need to waive someone.

 

the chiefs or eagles may come calling for a QB upgrade

 

We had a wedding, isn't that enough

 

lmao no josh, goodness no.

 

You are Kenough

 

hey man I'll be off from the 22nd to the 26th I'll have plenty of time to come shit on your lawn

 

I bought my wife some Kate Spade stuff at the outlets when we were on our trip

also ordered her personalized Funkos of us, a pillow of our (deceased) dog, and a couple other small things

 

do you think she'd like any David Spade stuff, too?

 

I'm so sorry but I 100% initially read this is as like a taxidermy thing

 

I've gotten her a Michael Kors bag and some small stuff so far. This is the first year we're not like, barely getting by so we'll see what else I can find