2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2351

I wish your season would end today

 

As of today

 

My work pays out the annual bonus in March so I hope I'm not fully outsourced by then!!!

 

Got my Christmas bonus and they taxed the f out of it smh

 

Ill take it if you are

 

idk how taxes work but the bonus I got last year had like 33% taxed but this year's bonus will be bigger so idk, this sucks wtf

 

What’s a Christmas bonus?

 

the best bonus I ever got was when I worked at that nonprofit during the beginning of the pandemic and in like may or june they said "you can do what you want but we think it would be great if everyone saved their money and we took a company cruise in october" lmao that didn't happen

 

it was just money from the ppe loans or whatever, I think

 

you have to tell your company that you dont want taxes taken out of your pay dumb dumb what is this day 1 on the job?

 

every day feels like day 1 around here

 

they should make a movie about that feeling

 

kinda seems like an idea you could make a ton of movies about, in lots of different ways

 

“Christmas bonus” lmaooo my Christmas bonus is hoping a few tables tip me $20 extra and write “merry Christmas :)” on the receipt

maybe I’ll finally win the AP pay league after fuckin 11 years and thatll be my Xmas bonus

 

yeah I mean it's not something i ever got until I started this more corporate job a couple of years ago

 

how much would you win in the ap pay league

 

Winner gets $700, and top points scorer gets $100. Angling for both. This week is super important though. I got so many players on bye, my only available WRs have tough matchups (Lockett was one), two of my RBs are questionable, and I need to keep up in the points race - there’s like 6 teams that all still have a chance to finish with most points

(second place is $300, third place is $100)

 

we get annual bonuses/raises but they don’t process until march for whatever reason

 

I get a monthly bonus based on production

 

bully for you

 

too busy shitposting here at times though

 

i get a holiday bonus because christmas isnt the only holiday this time of year you insensitive ignorant cucks

 

no one can stop me from morning soda