2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2098

I'm a CPA I cannot say

 

Hell yea spiff has some dirt

 

Heart Attack Man sucks so much shit. I want to fight the singer.

 

You won't, coward

 

zelle me $69 and I will

 

spiff do it its a worthy investment

 

Proof of violence and I will

 

Brb

 

The mission impossible theme?

 

How did they have a higher spot than Spanish Love Songs!?!

How good were SLS?

 

they sounded great but we only got 6 songs because Dylan’s guitar got fucked up.

 

One time I broke into a Tiffany’s during midnight. Did I go for the vault? No, I went for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I said no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I didn’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

 

pop punk sucks of course heart attack man sucks

 

Hot mulligan is good

 

There’s some 60 year old lady here double fisting 24 oz beers. Hell yeah.

 

I literally just watched this episode last night lol

 

you keep saying you dont have a wife... seems like a good opportunity for you.

 

brb

 

Get her to marry you tonight and I’ll send you 69 bucks

 

Me too

 

In bed by 9 on a Friday AMA

 

How’s it feel to be so lucky

 

why are you coward

 

Feels bad but let’s explore this

what’s keeping you from being in bed right now Dave