2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2017

that tweet is only 13 hours old and for once there was only a few posts in the last 13 hours and they were mostly about planning a trip to the strip club, so I’m choosing to believe I’m first this time, and you can’t convince me otherwise!

(Also I’m in on the Murph led strip club venture I’ve only ever been once and now I’m 35 and married so I think this is what guys this age do now? That’s what the movies and tv shows tell me anyway)

 

@David87

 

(I’m just teasing)

 

THE EVIL @imthegrimace

 

aha see! No dolphins fans commentary there!

 

Married guys are supposed to go to the strip club? lol good luck with that explanation.

 

well duh then they hide it from their wives in a series of elaborate lies and stories that slowly and hilariously unravel in 22 minutes

 

Yes of course and their wife was actually a controlling jerk the whole time and the strip club trip liberated the friend and he chooses his bros in the end

 

and don’t forget to end it with the hilarious revelation that the father in law had been to a strip club once too, and mom never found out about it for 30 years

 

strip clubs weird me out

my wife wouldnt care if I went once or something for a bachelor party, but I know a guy that would literally go like twice a month. That is weirdo shit.

 

I agree

 

But if my best friend murph wants to show me a good time how can I say no

 

The only time in my life i ever went to a strip club was on a bachelor party in new orleans and i was approached by a very nice looking employee who asked if i would like services, and when i politely declined, she asked me how my night was going and we ended up just talking for like 15 minutes about life and her kids school and the holidays that were coming up and it was totally normal except she was completely naked and i was not.

 

A few years ago one of my childhood friends died and I went to the funeral with a few of my other childhood friends turned degenerates (that aren’t actually really my friends at that point) and after the funeral they all wanted to go to the strip club. I was like????

Got myself out of that one.

 

I’ve only been to the strip club once. It was a bachelor party in Montreal, where it’s basically full contact. My wife was the one who supplied me with all of the singles - I think she was more excited than me. Turns out I needed Canadian money. Oops. I unintentionally (I swear) paid a woman to lick another woman’s butt about two feet in front of me. I thought that shit only happened online.

strip clubs are weird and I am in no rush to ever go back.

 

lmao my one and only time was for a friends 21st birthday and yes cannot explain enough how awkward it is to carry on a little bit a small talk with someone you’ve never met standing there topless with some bottom lingerie on.

 

its wild how much mileage that post has gotten

 

I think that guy you know made a cameo in a Panic at the Disco song

 

One of my older brothers had strippers come to his bachelor party. I feel like it would be extremely awkward watching your older brother yell rhino noises at two naked women’s vaginas while also doing a dick ring toss (as was described to me), so my other brother and I went downstairs and shotgunned beers while hooked up to muscle shockers

 

jesus christ

 

My bachelor party just involved a lot of drinking in a party beach town hahaha. Though I suppose if there were any strip clubs in the area my drunk ass woulda tried to go

 

My bachelor party was a house in VT and we just drank and hung at the house and I had zero ever plans of strippers/strip clubs/etc. cause fuck that. My experience if ever there would go just as Murph’s lol

The house also came with a racquetball court and we played some killer drunk dodgeball