Wrestling Thread 8: Follow The Buzzards • Page 196

I love Taz making a Rick Martel reference in 2023.

 

Hello Toni
Goodbye Toni

 

Yo Julia screamed curse you at skye lolol

 

Taz and Excalibur with their scissor talk is killing me over here.

 

Tony sells the kangaroo kick like it's Hogan slamming Andre and it's great.

 

"You fucking scissor him now"

Bless wrestling

 

"YOU FUCKING SCISSOR HIM NOW!!"

Line of the year.

 

Ass boy doing shake rattle and roll to daddy ass lol

 

There's just this beautiful little kayfabe that you could not possibly explain to a human whose brain isn't warped by wrestling. Like, there's Star Wards nerds who'd think you've gone down to weird a little trivia rabbit hole.

"Well, there's this evil dude, and he called these two guys the Ass Boys...because heir dad is famous for his theme song that says "Ass Man"...and there's a whole feud with The Acclaimed over the father. Their signature move is scissoring. Meanwhile, the member of the Acclaimed who isnt openly gay is frequently tweeting his sexual thoughts to MJF. This cascade of events will be a defining story of the build to MJF being the longest reigning AEW champion, and the father, who also isnt openly gay will demand that MJF scissor Max for the sacrifice he made. The crowd will love every second of this"

 

God damn DVR cut off before you fucking scissor him now happened UGH

 

Tony to WBD: "Yeah, we need a time over-run this week"

WBD: Why?

Tony: "Well, you're gonna get fined less if Daddy Ass yells 'you fucking scissor him now' at 10:01"

 

Have you been listening in to me rambling at my weirdly receptive roommate? She walked by me watching Dynamite highlights in the living room and now she knows the entire Assclaimed Saga.

 

I hope someone does a 6-part video recap like they did with that Hangman page doc series.

Mostly because my wife does a ton of DEI work, and used to love wrestling, and her being able to reference the Acclaimed as she's like, winning state awards, would crack me up.

 

Now my friends are earnestly posting in the chat “tall paul looking great.” I am without a home.

 

Dynamite was really interesting. watched mostly without audio so if i missed commentary context my b.

- Claudio should have beaten OC, imo. i don't really believe in being "injury prone", but Claudio is certainly not that, and the belt could really use some time on a guy like him. OC doesn't need it. that said, great match and Best Friends not making the save is interesting
- the backstage stuff in AEW is unreal good right now, multiple internal laughs at the MJF/Acclaimed/Jarrett moments.
- i really want the Bucks to move towards a definitive AEW tag title run where they knock off some dream matches. Mogul Embassy is really putting it together. have no idea why this angle needed ROH titles involved if Hung Bucks werent going to appear even once.
- did they mention the tag title shot the Bucks earned at Wrestledream? wonder if we just conveniently forget about that
- Toni Storm is a miracle
- crowd sucked shit

 

also, the belt stuff makes MJF look like a chump

 

Callis hyping up two 40 year olds as young athletes made me feel better about myself.

 

Noooooo

 

tony khan you idiot

 

If Sir Vince McMahon did this it would be the least of his alleged misdeeds

 

That bright young man Ric Flair has so much potential!

 

How many woo energies are you gonna drink at the show

 

wade god damn it I have a spine you know

 

WWE when Flair tried to get them to advertise his energy drink in exchange for appearances: