2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1950

Hahahaha no no was just referencing other holes they could put things in. I would pass away if that was the way they did it. Simply pass away

 

Ive only ever seen him on there lol he might not be but i know him from literally nowhere else

 

Elf how does getting your chest cut open and having to deal with that healing sound?

 

Idk murph how does shoving robots into your genitals to do the surgery sound

It's all bad.

 

Can confirm getting butterflied is not fun

 

The worst thing about the big surgery I had, I kid you not, was the very first poop afterwards. They had to cut my core muscles and holy fuck did that hurt.

 

surely youre not kink shaming

 

Fuck y’all Bargatze haters.

 

How much money would you all need to do a 3 minute stand up set in front of a theatre of people

 

I'd need like 50k. A true nightmare scenario for me.

 

Any tube that gets in inserted through something like a blood vessel or the urethra is called a catheter lol

 

Elf thinks theyre doing heart surgery through his pep

 

25k. I have one joke that takes about 3 mins to tell.

 

Youre gonna let people watch you f**k?

 

Nate Bargatze is very funny. All of his Netflix and Prime specials are great and I saw him live 2 years ago and he killed it.

 

Don't think I've ever heard any of his stuff, so I can't comment.

 

Yeah I like Bargatze

we’re seeing Marc Maron on Nov 18

 

he's bad on snl. like, pretty bad. stand ups aren't always successful on the show but it's not good.

 

I see Jimmy Carr in December, for those that follow british comedians.

 

Noah Fence to the straight white males here…but imo most straight white male comedians suck lol

I barely made it through seeing Chris Distefano earlier this year lmao. My girlfriend likes him so I suffered through it for her.

 

I think he's probably a pretty age specific comedian; I think anyone older than 50 and younger than like 25 would probably find him odd...kinda the same way I imagine Seinfeld was hitting a sweet spot of certain people at a certain point in their life.

Nate's basically the midway point between John Mulaney and Kyle Kinane...

 

Am I allowed to kink shame this?

 

My wife is obsessed with Matt Rife, and he’s pretty funny, but it also doesn’t hurt that he looks like that.

 

YOU DIDNT KNOW EITHER

 

Oh wow I have overreacted to a number of my wife's work stories