Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 371

I had to write up a performance review for myself, do peer surveys on my coworkers, and then send my top 10 accomplishments from the year to my boss all within a month.

For the 10 accomplishments I just copy and pasted shit from my performance review

 

10 accomplishments is a lot. Number 10 should have been being able to figure out 1-9

 

I think I have razorburn on my armpit and it's v uncomfortable

 

Also 10 is insane. I would only be able to think up like 5 and that would be pushing it lol

 

Haha I think it technically was 5-10 but that made me feel pressured to do as close to 10 as I could.. think I ended up with 9 bullets

 

First I couldn’t use my bathroom sink bc the drain was clogged so I got that fixed. Then I couldn’t use hot water bc the hot water handle was broken so I got that fixed. Now I can’t use it again bc it’s leaking all down the front. What next???

 

A week after catching covid and I still wake up with a bad cough and feel like I'm dying after a simple shower - out of breath and sweating profusely for a solid half hour after showering

 

When I'm playing phone tag with someone and I hesitate to start a task like excercising or starting a movie because I know as soon as I do they're gonna call back and im gonna have to stop. So then I give it time and wait to do my task but then they don't call back. So then I'm like ugh okay I'll do the task now. And then they call. This seems to happen a lot!

 

Max regularly skipping to the next episode of Friends before the current episode is over

 

The punishment for watching Friends (I kid)

 

Ordered doordash and someone stole my food right before the dasher got there so he had to call support and cancel my order

 

I haven’t been on fb dating in forever. But when it tells me someone is an “exact match”, and I look at their profile and I’m thinking “NO THE HELL THEYRE NOT”. In terms of what I’m looking for, if they’re a smoker, had kids…

 

The lady I sit next to at work constantly asking what the date is like we're not all sitting at computers and she can't just look in the corner of her screen. Also, she's one of those people that has to narrate everything she does aloud. Also, she's on the phone constantly and talks super loud like she doesn't understand she's speaking into a microphone. Also, literally everything about her.

 

received jury duty paperwork and there doesn't appear to be a way to submit my info online, i have to fill out hard copies and mail it back like it's fuckin 1972 and there is no prepaid return envelope. i have to track down a goddamn stamp because government is cheap as fuck. it's 2023 this is embarrassing as shit lol

 

Can you fax it?

 

I got my covid booster and it made me so sick. Ended up taking the last 2 days off work. Of course my mom not thinking tells my brother so now my whole family (dad’s side) knows and none of them are vaccinated and think covid is “just the flu” even though my brother was literally hospitalized when he had it. So now they are all giving me shit bc I got the vaccine. I absolutely will take 2 days of being sick over getting covid and potentially long covid all day everyday. Wish my mom wouldn’t have said anything bc now that’s all I’m gonna hear at our Halloween party this weekend ugh

 

Slow and indecisive drivers

 

@ me next time

 

I don't know anyone that regularly sees a doctor let alone a specialist, and yet I can't find a dermatologist that is seeing anyone sooner than January, with some booking all the way out until April. I don't get it!

 

We The People tattoos

 

People counting out change at a register.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with it and I'm not judging; I'm just impatient lol

 

Unless you have like $20 in loose change. then just go to a bank or a coin star first lol

 

When I don’t have any onions to cook with

 

I was trying to study for my state board exam with this online quiz which I believe is the exact same practice test you can pay for. I can never get though the entire exam of 245 questions without my computer lagging on me then the page refreshes and I loose all my progress. anyway I started from the bottom questions first and was doing so good with no lag, then the page moved and made me click on some other quiz and I lost everything. So mad. Most of the questions I was able to get through I got correct and they were easy.

 

You and the entire city of Buffalo