2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1526

yes, a sack with balls

 

I’m pickier about vegetable texture than the flavors they’re cooked in. I either love or hate most vegetables depending on mouthfeel. If the Brussels sprouts don’t feel starchy and leafy with a little bit of crunch in the center I don’t want them

 

I guess we're having spicy Japanese Curry for dinner. T&Ps for my b-hole.

 

Personally a big fan of this rule.

 

@Randall Mentzos i was mostly poking fun, because remember

it’s just football man

 

Likewise, fuck spinach that isn’t flash sautéed for a few minutes only. Turn that oil off before it’s all the way cooked and let it cook itself the rest of the way with the heat decreasing, or else it’s gonna be mushy and nasty

 

But also legit why root for a bad team smh just change teams every December

 

That was UUU's move and he sucked. Don't be like UUU. Just pick good teams from the start.

 

Just dislike every team

We are already online, just be a hater

 

But especially the cat ones.

 

There we go

 

Any disappointment I feel over the outcome of a football is usually gone by like, Tuesday morning. It’s fine. Who cares.

 

I think there was other stuff too

 

Well sure but it's a slippery slope

 

following your teams storyline is the part that makes me so into football to begin with. Yeah bad seasons suck but idk. Football also wouldn’t be as much of a fully invested pastime for me if I was jumping from team to team. I kind of hate to admit it but the narrative of “maybe our 20 year curse is finally over and we’re finally good again” is what’s keeping me glued right now

 

You either die a hero, or live long enough to turn into UUU

 

After the inevitable disappointment from football, I take a nap and wake up fine and have accepted it.

 

Bro your team's storyline is worse than the original Dexter finale. FIND A NEW SHOW I just wanted to rip on Dexter.

 

It’s unscripted drama essentially. It’s kinda like how you don’t get into a TV show as much if you haven’t been following the character development and gotten attached to certain personalities. Football would still be exciting but not in the same way that gets my blood pumping

 

straight up lol

 

The DNC is trying to get me to try and win tickets to the Convention next year as if there is anywhere I'd less wanna be than the Democratic National Convention with candidate Joseph Biden lol

 

i stopped eating broccoli when i discovered broccolini. if you steam broccolini you deserve whatever bad things happen to your football team.