blink-182 - One More Time… (October 20, 2023) • Page 6

Sounds scary

 

Looking forward to the remix album ".....With Feeling."

 

No announcements?

fine CHATGPT Sopranos Chorus.fm episode


Title: "Chorus of Betrayal"

INT. SOPRANO LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

The Soprano family is gathered in their living room. Tony Soprano sits on the couch, flipping through a magazine, while Carmela sits in an armchair, sipping red wine.

TONY
(looking up from the magazine)
Hey, Carmela, have you seen this chorus.fm website? They're talkin' about music and stuff.

CARMELA
(disinterested)
No, Tony. I don't care about that stuff.

INT. SOPRANO KITCHEN - NIGHT

Tony's daughter, Meadow, sits at the kitchen table, typing on her laptop. A look of excitement crosses her face.

MEADOW
(excitedly)
Dad, chorus.fm is a music forum, and they're discussing my boyfriend, Finn's band!

TONY
(raising an eyebrow)
Finn's band, huh? What are they sayin'?

MEADOW
(showing her laptop screen)
They're saying some really nasty things about him and the band. It's like they're trashing them for no reason.

TONY
(displeased)
Nobody talks trash about our family, Meadow.

INT. BOBBY BACALA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Tony and Bobby Bacala, his trusted capo, sit in Bobby's living room, sipping whiskey.

BOBBY
(confused)
Tony, I don't get it. Why are you so worked up about some music forum?

TONY
(sipping whiskey)
It's not just any forum, Bobby. It's talkin' about Finn, who's family now.

BOBBY
(nods)
Alright, Tony, I get it. What do you want me to do?

INT. SOPRANO KITCHEN - NIGHT

Meadow is still at her laptop when she hears a knock on the door. She opens it to find Finn standing there with a worried expression.

MEADOW
(concerned)
Finn, what's wrong?

FINN
(nervous)
Meadow, I think someone from that chorus.fm site found my address. They left a threatening message on my car.

Meadow hugs Finn tightly.

MEADOW
(furious)
That's it, Finn. We can't let them get away with this.

INT. SOPRANO LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Tony gathers his crew in the living room.

TONY
(angry)
Listen up, guys. We got a problem with this chorus.fm website. They're messin' with my daughter's boyfriend, and that means they're messin' with our family. Bobby, I want you to find out who's behind it.

BOBBY
(nods)
Consider it done, Tony.

INT. BOBBY BACALA'S CAR - NIGHT

Bobby and a couple of his guys stake out a cyber cafe, where they suspect the culprits are posting on chorus.fm.

INT. SOPRANO KITCHEN - NIGHT

Meadow, Tony, and Finn are huddled together, plotting their next move.

MEADOW
(determined)
We need to find a way to shut down those haters on chorus.fm once and for all.

TONY
(smiling)
I've got an idea, but it's gonna take some finesse.

INT. CHORUS.FM MODERATOR'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Tony, Bobby, and his guys pay a visit to the chorus.fm forum's moderator, who's been causing all the trouble.

TONY
(intimidating)
Listen here, pal. You're gonna shut down all the hate against Finn and his band, or you're gonna have a real problem.

The moderator, intimidated by Tony's presence, agrees to cooperate.

INT. SOPRANO LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Meadow, Tony, and Finn celebrate their victory over the chorus.fm trolls.

MEADOW
(smiling)
Thanks, Dad. You really came through for us.

TONY
(hugging Meadow)
Family first, always.

The Sopranos may have different priorities, but when it comes to protecting their own, they don't take any threats lightly.

FADE OUT

 

Well, I'm dead. haha

 

10/10. No notes

 

This is why the SAG-AFTRA strikes are ongoing

 

Fade out?

2/10

 

This honestly bangs, this site needs a theme song anyway

 

and it never stops playing in the background no matter what you do unless you become a supporting member

 

As opposed to the band thread with hundreds of pages of nonsense?

 

Haha yeah, it's all on brand.

 

Title: "The Blink 182 Thread"

[INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY]

Jerry: (Sitting at his computer) You know, Elaine, I was really excited about the new Blink 182 album, but this chorus.fm thread has turned into a disaster.

Elaine: (Sitting on the couch) What happened?

Jerry: (Frustrated) Well, at first, it was all about sharing rumors and speculations about the album. But now, it's just a bunch of nonsensical posts and memes. There's no new information at all!

[INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY]

[Jerry and Elaine sit across from each other at a table, sipping coffee.]

Elaine: (Sips coffee) You know, Jerry, I heard that Kramer's been posting on that thread too.

Jerry: (Raises an eyebrow) Kramer? What does he know about Blink 182?

[INT. KRAMER'S APARTMENT - DAY]

[Kramer is sitting at his computer, typing away.]

Kramer: (Excitedly) Jerry, you won't believe it! I've become the thread's unofficial meme master! Look at this one! (Shows Jerry a bizarre Blink 182 meme)

Jerry: (Bewildered) Kramer, this is absurd! We need actual information about the album, not memes!

[INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - DAY]

[Elaine is talking to her coworker, George, about the thread.]

Elaine: (Sighs) George, I can't take it anymore! That Blink 182 thread has turned into a circus. No one's talking about the album anymore!

George: (Nods) You know, I tried to post a serious question about the release date, and all I got were GIFs of dancing cats.

[INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT]

[Jerry and Elaine are back at Jerry's apartment, still frustrated.]

Jerry: (Exasperated) This used to be a place for fans to share real information about the new album, but now it's just a joke.

Elaine: (Nods) It's like they're speaking their own language with those memes and nonsensical posts.

[INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY]

[Jerry, Elaine, and George sit together at a table.]

George: (Eager) I have an idea! Let's start our own Blink 182 thread, a serious one, where we can discuss the album without all the nonsense.

Jerry: (Smiles) That's not a bad idea, George. We'll call it the "Blink 182 InfoZone."

Elaine: (Agrees) And we'll moderate it strictly. No memes, no off-topic posts, just solid information about the album.

[INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT]

[Jerry, Elaine, and George create their own Blink 182 thread.]

Jerry: (Types) "Welcome to the Blink 182 InfoZone, where we discuss the upcoming album with clarity and purpose."

Elaine: (Nods) "Serious inquiries only. Memes and off-topic posts will be deleted."

George: (Smiles) "Let's bring sanity back to the Blink 182 fandom!"

[INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY]

[A few days later, Jerry, Elaine, and George check their new thread.]

Jerry: (Grinning) Look, Elaine, people are actually discussing the album seriously in our thread!

Elaine: (Relieved) Finally, a place for real fans who want information!

George: (Proud) We did it, guys. We saved Blink 182 fandom from the chaos.

[FADE OUT]

 

A happy ending? Not my Seinfeld! Needs more cynicism.

 

Title: "It's Always Blink-182 in Philadelphia"

INTRODUCTION: The Gang is gathered at Paddy's Pub, brainstorming ideas for their next big money-making scheme. Dennis suggests starting a new band to cash in on the nostalgia wave. Frank, of course, wants in on the action, and Mac thinks they should capitalize on Blink-182's popularity. Charlie, who's a huge Blink-182 fan, enthusiastically agrees. Dee, as usual, is skeptical but sees an opportunity for her singing career.

ACT 1:

• The Gang starts rehearsing in Charlie's basement, with Charlie on guitar, Mac on drums, Dennis on bass, Frank on the triangle (he insists it's a crucial instrument), and Dee on vocals.
• Charlie decides that they should call themselves "Blink-183" because they're one better than Blink-182.
• They perform a disastrous, out-of-tune rendition of "All the Small Things," causing Charlie to break a string and Mac to knock over the drum kit.
• Mac insists they need to capture the "Blink-182 lifestyle" by getting tattoos, partying hard, and acting rebellious. Frank, always up for crazy antics, is on board.

ACT 2:

• Charlie suggests they need a high-profile gig to make it big. He reveals that Blink-182 is performing in Philly, and he has a plan to crash their concert.
• The Gang tries to sneak backstage by disguising themselves as roadies but ends up getting caught and thrown out by security.
• Charlie, however, manages to steal a guitar pick from one of the Blink-182 members during their failed attempt.
• Dee, desperate for a break, comes up with a scheme to use the stolen guitar pick as a magical talisman to boost their band's popularity.

ACT 3:

• Dee holds a press conference at Paddy's Pub, claiming the stolen guitar pick is responsible for their newfound musical talent and success.
• News outlets pick up the story, and Blink-182 hears about it. They decide to come to Philly to confront the Gang.
• The Gang's popularity continues to grow as they play up the stolen guitar pick angle, even though their music still stinks.
• Blink-182 arrives at Paddy's Pub, and a chaotic confrontation ensues. Dee tries to smooth things over by suggesting they all perform together.

ACT 4:

• The two bands reluctantly agree to perform together at a big concert in Philly. Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Frank, and Dee each get a few seconds on stage with Blink-182.
• The Gang makes complete fools of themselves during the performance, forgetting lyrics, falling over, and even getting into a brawl on stage.
• The audience boos them off the stage, and Blink-182 finishes the show to roaring applause.
• Despite the disaster, the Gang is convinced they're now a successful band thanks to the stolen guitar pick.

CONCLUSION: In the end, the Gang's attempt to capitalize on Blink-182's popularity results in embarrassment and failure, as usual. Blink-182 leaves town, and the Gang is left to clean up the mess they've made at Paddy's Pub. Charlie, however, is content because he managed to get a signed Blink-182 poster as a souvenir. The episode closes with the Gang playing their out-of-tune instruments in the background as Charlie admires his poster.

 

I'd watch.

 

This thread got awful very fast. Truly don’t need non stop AI posts.

 

Just had to prove to Steve not all album threads > band threads.

 

Why does chat gpt love stories with roadies

 

I'm gonna blame this one being made prematurely

 

In my defense I have the Rona and this is how I’m killing time in self isolation after having to miss out on riot fest

chatgpt is my friend for the week…

unless a certain band decides to release something

 

145 posts into a thread for an album that hasnt even been officially confirmed yet lol

 

Exactly

 

43 more and the album will be revealed

 

Wait 145 + 43 =/= 182

edit: I'm tired