2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1370

1,500 yards and 10 TDs is not washed

This is Zeke all over again. Saying something on repeat for years doesn't make you right when it finally happens lol

 

Nothing we are discussing right now has anything to do with facts. Trying to act like sports discussion can be 100% objective is a fools errand.

You can mix objective metrics in to support an argument, but it’s pretty impossible to factor in everything and weigh everything appropriately so football watchers might as well just not worry about it and enjoy having opinions

 

that man has got to be like 33

 

Andre Roberts is fucking horrible

 

Jarvis Landry cannot possibly be a worse option than Andre Roberts.

Shit, RANDALL can't be that much worse of an option than Andre Roberts

 

yeah and I do think the 49ers could win with him but idk if that would translate on practically any other team haha

 

he's not putting up those numbers in 2023 even before Rodgers got injured

I definitely wouldn't rank him as a top 3 RB2 either

 

good thing he plays for the 49ers!

 

well no of course not, he's a RB2.

okay well you know what you've done and now you have no one to blame but yourself

 

an all time meltdown from brandon tierney going on on WFAN right now i am LIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

you might say, a new chapter?

 

least surprising thing you've ever posted dave

 

find god

 

well everyone hates him so yes

 

We changed him out of his R2D2 Onesie and into his Iron Man one.

(does that top it?)

 

bleak bleak bleak

 

no

 

it's all equal

 

1. Jahmyr Gibbs
2. AJ Dillon
3. Tyler Allgeier
4. Dalvin Cook
5. D'Andre Swift
6. Devin Singletary
7. Roschon Johnson
8. Samaje Perine
9. Ezekiel Elliott
10. Antonio Gibson
11. Tyjae Spears

12. Elijah Mitchell
13. Jaylen Warren
14. Kyren Williams
15. Joshua Kelley
16. Damien Harris
17. Rico Dowdle
18. Jerome Ford
19. Jerrick McKinnon
20. Sean Tucker
21. Ty Chandler
22. Zach Charbonnet
23. Chuba Hubbard
24. Tank Bigsby
25. Justice Hill

26. Salvon Ahmed for some reason
27. Zamir White
28. Trayveon Williams
29. Matt Breida
30. Keontay Ingram

31. Who the Fuck is Kirk Merrit
32. Literally Nobody

Okay so top five

 

elf what are you doing

 

i found god in Madden 24 and his name is Stetson Bennett IV

 

drew made me do it