General Politics Discussion (X) [ARCHIVED] • Page 1346

Per yesterday’s How I Met My Significant Other conversation, I saw this and thought

 

I got a regular hamburger, deluxe chicken sandwich, fries, and that iconic Mickey D’s sprite

 

I can feel the sprite burn

 

Road rage and guns. America, baby!

 

There is and it’s called Tinder

 

My current situation on there proves that was a lie

 

Just gotta follow rules 1 & 2

 

Tinder is filled with girls who desperately want you to follow their Instagram page.

 

Tinder is full of people with unrealistic expectations

 

You could have said any dating app.

 

sounds like u ain’t hot

 

Ssshhhhhh, you’ll let the secret out

 

I’m having more luck on Hinge, EW @mescalineeyes

 

You should be good so long as you know 95% of your conversations will die out within a few days to a week. You’re also under no obligation to continue talking to someone if you match with someone better. Same goes for whoever you match it.

 

I’m trying not to be as bitter but you are not wrong

 

Insane!

Somehow even more insane!

 

I love how many people were going to tag Murder Bryan.

 

Hinge has great ads. Ok Cupid has horrible email marketers lol

 

This bitter pill is leaving you with such an angry mouth

 

EW?

 

That’s how I read it too which is why I’m so FUCKING CONFUSED

 

Somebody tagged me in a post relating to The Maine recently, and I have no idea what it meant, so best to just leave it