Food • Page 561

Angela's on 15th was where I called today. Also Poor Richard's on K Ave has amazing breakfast and does take out. It opens at 5:30 and is really cheap too.

Happy birthday! What are you going to eat today?

 

Ugh not this waffle shit again. Waffles are trash. Pancakes. Blueberry pancakes. Especially with the egg whites whipped.

Tough titties?

 

yes

 

I wonder where you got that from.

 

Thanks!

The lady booked us a trip to Vermont this weekend to go to breweries and restaurants so saving my birthday festivities til the weekend.

Might eat like 40 dollars worth of sushi tonight though.

 

ken you can't lay claim to tough titties

my piece of shit dad said it way b4 u did ok

 

Happy birthday!

 

Tough titties, pal.

 

Thanks homie!

 

ok ken u can have it youre way cooler than my dad is anyways

 

Hi dad, I'm titties.

Did I do it right?

 

I'm jk. I got it from It's Always Sunny.

 

You tried your best and that's what matters

 

Thanks dad. I just want you to be proud of me.

 

stop writing burger king reviews and get a real job

 

I wonder which would be easier to go to. Probably Poor Richards since it doesn't require getting on 75 hahaha. Thank you!

 

YOU'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME. LET ME LIVE MY LIFE.

 

I never got to try this:

 

What even happened here

"We don't have enough whipped cream to fill this up"

"Fuck it, throw part of a burger in there"

 

Lunch is catered at work today and I have no idea what it's going to be

The anticipation is high

 

Happy birthday and stuff.

I'm hungry D:

 

Hi hungry D: I'm dad

 

The cats in ur kitchen making ur food.

 

maybe i'm as fast as you, maybe i'll break hearts too

 

I've had bacon milkshakes before and it was pretty good