Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 146

Oh great they’re going to be running on treadmills the entire time

 

Yeah and it’ll rule

 

no

 

Showing your ass online again sheriff

 

Here we go again.

 

holy shit just came to post this. The tweet I saw it in had a caption suited for this thread haha

 

whatever, I'll watch it, I've got a big ol crush on Geraldine, I don't care who knows it

 

No she’s definitely cute haha. But I just had to google her age because I feel like she plays younger so I wasn’t sure she was actually in her late 20s like I assumed lol

 

my only issue is Avery Jessup can't be in a 30 Rock universe movie, is this the dumbest thing that I've ever got hung up on, absolutely

 

Geraldine rules.

 

haha that’s the one person on that poster I have never heard of or seen before (I’m very much not in the loop with anything in entertainment)

 

She's really great. Check out the show Miracle Workers.

 

Also, see “Blockers.”

 

Did that Bert Kreischer movie already come out and disappear? lol

 

Yeah I’m pretty sure it did. Didn’t even last a week in the theaters it seems.

 

You fools. You absolute buffoons.

 

Go see it then bud

 

I’m busy

 

We can get multiple showings of The Machine and something called God Is A Bullet but I can’t get a single local showing of Past Lives god damn it

 

it's an Ariana Grande song
but yeah Past Lives just opened here and hopefully it's still here next week because this week is for Asteroid City

 

The Machine (and God is a Bullet) were both SO bad. God is a Bullet is like 2.5 hours long and some of the worst acting I've ever seen. A few cool kills, but LOTS of misogony and just bad filmmaking that made me want to leave the entire time.

I have A-List which is a gift and a curse.

 

The worst movie I’ve seen with A-List is Venom 2. But I don’t try to use all 3 slots a week often. I’m sure I could see some real trash if I wanted.

 

I try to see anything that remotely interest me, but I'm starting to go back on that because I've sat through so much garbage over the last 6 months

edit: I think About My Father or Paint might be the worst