2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 388

Water isnt wet

 

Spiffa I’m gonna fuckin lose it bro

 

I'm not calling anyone a lock. All it takes is one Kimo von Oelhoffen-esque play.

Those are obviously the best teams in the AFC on paper, but things can flip in a hurry.

 

I get that it's cool and fun to mock Rodgers (and the guy is a complete POS), but let's be real here, the Jets were in the playoff hunt last year with complete and utter dogshit at QB (which is an insult to dogshit)

They will absolutely, 100%, be in the hunt for the 7 seed

 

I hope the same people who are shitting on the Jets for acquiring Rodgers this offseason and think they can’t compete were also shitting on the Broncos for acquiring Russ, who hadn’t played good football over the course of a full season since 2019 lol

 

...or we learned a lesson?

 

Hey you there! You were wrong last time, you're damn sure gonna stay wrong! lol

 

Yeah but at least I don’t have to look too far back to see the last time Rodgers played well

 

While Russ was shitting himself at the sight of cover 2 defenses, Rodgers was churning out MVP seasons

 

I do all this dunking on Russ and I won’t even be surprised if he and the Broncos offense bounce back a bit now that they have someone with half a clue calling plays

 

Wait, you're saying having someone with half a clue calling plays can help an offense bounce back?

 

If I’ve learned anything from watching Texans football during Bill O’Brien’s days as head coach, he does not

 

I will never forget the celebrating I saw online when he finally got fired early in the 2020 season lol

 

Real glad he's not the head coach and just needs to be a half a brain play caller then lol

 

I mean, I’d rather be the Eagles and have a high end WR1, another WR1, a TE1, and who cares about the rest because those guys should be getting 75+% of the targets between them, but the Jets are probably a mid top 10 receiving room, which is p good in its own right

Eagles, Dolphins, Seahawks, Bengals, Vikings are the only groups I’d definitely take over theirs, and a few others I wouldn’t argue with you if you preferred but I think are about the same level

 

great, RIP Joe's other knee now that this is out there in the universe

 

Yeah I think in a perfect world most teams would take what the Eagles have

Feels good man

 

This is literally all my argument has been is they no longer have an OC who is actively sabotaging the offense out of some villain origin story I have yet to uncover.

 

I’m putting in a lot of restraint to be short sweet and humble about this post and not make it several paragraphs.

a talent buyer / booking agency called Bandturo just added me to their artist roster and I am PUMPED. They have velocity and have gotten some small bands I know to get on tours with large professional indie rock & punk acts. This is huge for me accomplishing my goal of successfully touring the whole east coast in support of my first physical album release next summer.

 

me, seeing Dink shit on BUF/NE



me, seeing Dink give NYJ props

 

Eli, those shorts are too long, brother

 

you want some manning-thigh?

 

Get yourself on the college concert circuit dude. You'll make so much money off activity boards from local state colleges on a budget.