2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 35

DJ Chark went 4/146/1 wtf

 

They started NIck Foles who broke his collar bone and then played a rookie Minshew no it was not the score lol.

Heat index was well over 100 that day and humid as shit.

 

oh wait it gets even better, Sammy Watkins went 9/198/3 and then literally did not score another touchdown all year

 

Jets are gonna start 0-4 or 1-3

 

Packers have two Thursday games - both against Detroit lol

 

Yeah this heat is NO JOKE

Like I know y’all “know” but you don’t REALLY know until you’ve sweated profusely under a legit painfully hot sun, for a whole football game… with the stadium, and the body heat of tens of thousands of people, and the 95% humidity, magnifying the sun’s rays into a massive heat pit. Your skin hurts and you sweat so much you feel like an amphibian.

Packers @ Jags week 2 2016 was up there with Jax Warped Tour 2004 for hottest damn outdoor event I’ve ever sat through lol

 

I remember falling asleep in the amphitheater during some downtime at Warped Tour 2014 in Dallas, shit was hot

 

At least Dallas isn’t that humid. Houston though? Might be the one place that’s worse than Jacksonville to watch an outdoor game in early September lol. Good thing all their teams play in domes except University of Houston and I salute them for their toughness

 

fallin asleep at warped tour like some boomer

 

Murph I have been tired my entire life

 

That’s called “de-pres-sion”

 

drink a coffee

 

my son that is not coffee

 

although that is the best monster

 

That monster sucks shit

 

I've never had a monster energy drink ama

 

how's your back

 

peach ones are good too

 

kick rocks cop

 

I can now walk and sit down for about 15 mins at a time

 

does your peloton miss you?

 

I gotta get on it by Sunday to keep my weekly streak going. We shall see.

I just need to be back to normal in two weeks for adjacent festival.

 

my friend once broke his back in atlantic city