(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 266

I didn't mean to stir up those types of feelings. Here's a shiba inu.

 

phew so far behind but there was a lot of interesting comments to sift through so, cool.

I know I vague post in here so much but that's because I'm literally so lost. I think I get to the point of being done and wanting to walk away, and then I'm like "what does it matter? Why not keep things light and just enjoy it for what it is- entertainment for now". I for some reason am so preoccupied with the future or the what if, or the gut feelings that I am not just focusing on what's happening.
What's wrong with meeee

 

if you find out how to live in a moment let me know because I can't either, I try to see how things end before they begin or I even know what they're gonna be

 

exactly! Me right now.
and I don't even know why. I guess I'm just craving some sort of "security" and the companionship and love I lost when I broke up with my ex.

 

That dude I went on a date with and I are hanging out tomorrow. He told me to plan things so if it's windy outside I want to fly kites like a fucking dork. If not rock climbing would be fun. Afterwards, there's a bar that has bocce ball, horseshoes, darts etc and I'm going to take him there for a drink or 10. I'm also going to pay for everything even though I'm positive he'll fight me on it.

 

Sounds like a good date in my book

 

Yeah there are legit photographers who will do a tinder session for you. Honestly, just take like 1-2 pictures of you outside your house doing something, and one portrait of yourself and you're good.

 

i keep saving goofy ass snapchats of myself. i have one where i look like i'm bleeding from the eyes that says "when netflix is down" so yeah...i'm a catch tbh. i wanna put up this other one that says "looked really good today but i had to go fuck it up with my personality"

 

Genuinely spent 30-45 minutes taking self portraits last night because I always end up behind the camera, which isn't much good for a dating app.

"Here's a load of pictures I took of good looking people. I'm not one of them."

Think that would work as a profile?

 

All of that sounds like a blast and not dorky. Except the kite because that has always given me crazy anxiety, but I wish it didn't because that sounds cool too

 

I'm excited bc I have a risky dink little mermaid one and he rented one of these:

I'm definitely going to try to do it and if I break something I'll report back.

 

best dogs IMO

 

PROBABLY THE BEST DATE OF MY LIFE. He brought his dog. I flew my kite while he did that power kite and I almost died bc i tried it and I got so much air and almost fell bc I'm a wimp and have no arm strength.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The 2nd time he grabbed my foot/ankle so I didn't go as high as last time and I fell. I acted like I was crying and he freaked and then I started laughing and rolling in the grass. Then we kissed. THEN WE HAD SNO CONES AND SHARED. I got peach and he got grape if you would like to know.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
We've split up to shower and get ready to go out to eat supper. This is for real like OMG. It's most likely not going to work out bc he is legit gorgeous and I am not but I'm gonna enjoy it while I can!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

Get it gurrrrl. Don't undersell yourself, he wouldn't have done all those things if he wasn't into you.

 

Awww. Happy for you.

 

Don't be a dummy. You're great and we're all happy for you.

 

Please tell us more about his dog.

 

Damn. Gotta get me a dog.

 

I've heard bringing a puppy to the park is like fishing with dynamite

 

A brindle Great Dane. I won't even lie I was really scared at first.

 

that's a badass dog!

 

He was halfway up my arm and I'm 5"4. He was bigger than a miniature pony.

 

is his name Scooby Doo? All Great Danes should be named Scooby Doo!

also get it girl

 

His name is Moose. Thaaaaaank you, lovey.

 

For one second I thought this was the guy's name...