Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 1795

I am contractually obligated to disagree if I want to keep my passport.

 

Charlotte FC is the way to go in MLS

 

You can tell Bamford has had a long, long injury lay-off. Lord above.

 

Mallorca win! Real were horrible.

 

McKennie coming on.

 

Sounds like Porro will be on the bench today. Disappointing but kind of expected I guess. He’s only trained with the team for like 3 days and Conte wasn’t even there. But early second half sub should be fun.

 

Struijk should surely be off there? Already on a booking, commits a tactical foul to stop a counter and take two Forest players out. Surely a second booking?

 

De Bruyne on the bench

 

Ref probably realised he shouldn’t be on a booking in the first place and let him off

 

Cheering for Spurs like my life depends on it today.

 

Fair, I didn't see the original booking

 

It’s a sad existence

 

Cheering for Haaland and Kane offsetting hat tricks to make up for the rest of my abysmal fantasy week.

 

Got a feeling Spurs could get a result today. Not sure why, as it's a bit like the Stoppable Force meets the Movable Object, but still

 

Yellow for Akanji, surely?

 

It was the foul that led to the goal, the Forest player was offside but it wasn’t called.

 

Uh oh, Rodri.

 

City defence is shocking.

 

Pep doing weird shit with the backline never fails.

 

Get in Harry

 

There is just something in Pep that he has to do his tinkering shit in big matches.

 

Have Ruben Dias and Aymeric Laporte dropped in such status that Nathan Ake is actually the best option, or…?

 

Cancelo just got a lovely assist as City conceded.

 

He actually has been in good form, both of those other two have not. Dias has not played since the World Cup I think? and Laporte has been kind of meh in his two matches post WC.

Like Ake's FotMob rating has been really solid lately. I think he is at like 7.1 average on the season or close to it. Not the end all, be all to determine form but its a good guide.

 

Legends are players that break positive records generally speaking, right? I guess we should start referring to Kane as one.