Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 289

Check your privilege, Travis

 

Not sure if living in Florida is a privilege

 

Holy shit, ran a quick errand and genuinely have never been this cold. My windshield fluid is completely frozen and my car was kinda shaking for a bit there..

 

Discovered my underwear was inside out all day

 

Finding out it’s one of my student’s last day at lunch time

 

Sounds like you only have one day left before laundry

 

At least 2

 

Commando is always an option as well (honestly I prefer it in certain pairs of pants)

 

Commando is, in fact, the way to go when wearing soft pants

 

y'all trust your farts a lot more than I do mine

 

Not a chance in hell dudes

 

666 degrees here in hell

 

I learned a few months ago there is a city/town named Wyoming in Michigan and literally every time someone at work brings this location up, they just say “Wyoming” and I can’t help but wince because we will definitely fuck something up for the customer in Wyoming, MI because someone will send shit to the STATE of Wyoming

 

Fun fact: there’s also Hell, MI.

 

This is my fear / perspective too and then there are people who sleep naked and idk that’s too much a risk for me to attempt lol

 

I...also sleep naked. At least in the summer. It's too hot and I need a blanket to fall asleep. Bit of a rock and a hard place situation.

 

Tbh, it’s worth the risk to sleep naked. One of the worst parts about having kid was giving that up

 

Man it's so frustrating that Honda's remote starters only last for 10 minutes. I've had aftermarket ones installed in all of my previous cars that would run for about 20 mins.

 

Through my job I have also learned there’s Las Vegas, Nevada & a Las Vegas, New Mexico

New Boston, Texas & New London, Missouri

 

i drove through oklahoma pa yesterday lol

 

I think there's a Miami in Oklahoma lol

 

Yep I’ve been there

 

was it everything you dreamed it would be?

 

Getting a notification that a former colleague I have loads of respect for just followed me on Instagram, and realising my most recent post is about me eating a PB&J w/ onion alongside Pabst Blue Ribbon