Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 134

Totally agree

 

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Also the love interest is a shocker

 

Easily one of the funniest taglines ever.

 

Sloan from Entourage?

 

This movie was lame. Even campy Michael Shannon couldn't save it.

 

Keaton's directorial debut.

 

This looks so not like Michael Keaton, I'm baffled

 

Watching On the Line now. 15min in and (because he's hosting a late night show), he just called his listeners "nocturnal emitters" and that's one of the least weird things to happen so far.

 

Lmao he just called her Bouncy Knowles

 

Now he's talking about fucking a clown

 

So I don't know if I would recommend On the Line, but I will say, I actually (mostly) enjoyed watching it, and if you havent read the wiki, the (first) twist will for sure surprise you.

 

Reading the Wiki for On the Line made me think of a group of kids sitting around making shit up on the fly and every time someone says a sentence for what should happen everyone else goes, “and then…” and they just keep going and going and adding more and more shit to it lol

 

My favorite part was how often the antagonist would compare what was happening to a bad movie.

 

Cousin Greg?

 

future contender

 

It's a Michael Jordan biopic, just without Jordan! Who wouldn't want to see that?

 

It's this year's Jackie Jormp Jomp

 

Years ago there was a biopic about a young John Lennon. It literally ends just when he starts working with his early band. Such baffling decisions.

 

All I remember from that movie is him fingering some girl up against a tree. The star and director of the movie would end up marrying, despite their 23 year age difference

 

And both took each other's names professionally.

 

Weird complaint, but what is with those default ass fonts in the trailer? It looks like AI made it.

 

I hate bad fonts on posters, books or in trailers and movies. Like, put some actual effort in.

 

Did they not have the rights to use early Beatles material or something? It sounds like the Billy Joel biopic in development, except it's going to be about his manager instead because Joel didn't give them the rights to use his music.