General Politics Discussion (X) [ARCHIVED] • Page 429

Right, they're fucking awesome.

 

Guess the virus is fake now. Sorry everyone that got sick or died.

 

After the age of 18, one should not be allowed to do the following:

1) Wear crocs or sandals of any kind (the beach/pool is a sole exception)
2) Wear shorts (again, the beach/pool exception applies)
3) Drink milk (yeah, sure, let's do the beach/pool exception here as well)

 

It's basically 80 degrees with 80%+ humidity for half the year here, I'm wearing shorts and no one can stop me.

For those of us with janky malformed feet Crocs are the epitome of comfort. Utility/comfort > fashion/style for me.

Milk is delicious. What else am I supposed to have with my cookies?

 

???

 

My time in Mexico taught me that men can endure in long pants.

I feel you on this, but I persevere in my chukkas. Pain is presence.

Fair point. Add milk with cookies to the exceptions.

 

he's spittin

 

I wear crocs everyday. > slippers

and would most likely die without shorts or sandals in the summer

 

my sister in law has crocs that look like gene simmons demon boots. i want them very badly

 

All these people with weird opinions about milk. I dunno what cow-related trauma you went through in life, but you might want to talk to someone about it.

 

I will add that cookies after the age of 18 is suspect. Other banned foods after the age of 18:

1) Corn dogs/hot dogs (at least in public)
2) Chicken in any unnatural shapes
3) Ice cream cones
4) Apple sauce

 

Who hurt you?

 

Are you that Alpha Male dude?

 

what's wrong with cookies

 

Nah, I love old Hollywood musicals and don't follow sports.

 

Randy's in his basement, constructing weird crackpot theories about his neighbors' eating habits.

 

Eh, I don't know, cookies just seem so childlike. Maybe it's just because I have a kid now. But, yeah, I only said they're suspect. I'll indulge when the mood hits.

 

Black / green jeans and docs 95% of the year for me.

 

i certainly wouldn't have them every day or even once a week, but around the holidays i don't see why not

 

As I approach 41, I will just say that life is too short to have so many rules. Have fun. Eat what tastes good. Be comfortable. Live happy.

 

shut the thread down.

 

I hate shorts but when it’s 80 or hotter outside I’m wearing shorts.

 

I used to never wear shorts until I came to grips that it was just me being self-conscious about myself and that I was being a big dummy.

 

shorts are comfy and easy to wear