Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 202

when taco Tuesday goes wrong

 

Wait this made me realize I do this too!

Also Not pronunciation, but I tend to stress syllables oddly in phrases and don't notice until someone points it out. My friends used to get irritated how much i stressed the "jam" in pearl jam and the "berry" in Knotts berry farm. My cousins from out of state used to ask why i had an accent. Tho now that I think of it, berry and jam? Maybe there's a theme

 

Glad I'm not the only one that pronounces it that way!

 

I can’t wrap my head around why “Tord” is wrong, lol

 

If you’re one of those people that says two-ard, that’s way weirder to me haha

 

When people try to sell you something

 

If I’m in a mall and I approach a store with no customers in it, but one or two sales people are basically standing there, with their gaze towards the entrance, I will then purposely avoid going in that store, as I know those people will approach me and try to sell me something; like, don’t fucking talk to me, haha

 

I will never be able to see a thumbs up emoji and not take it as being passive aggressive

 

sorry I had to

 

My dad thumbs up emojis EVERYTHING haha

 

One of my best friends is the worst texter and always responds with “k” and I HATE that

 

My best friend from college would be fine dating a woman who smokes, but a woman who has any tattoo is a no-go - a real "WTF?" thought from me

 

People who only speak in irony/sarcasm/bits

 

When bread you just bought yesterday appears to be going moldy

 

bread and bananas

always a gamble

 

Bananas are the worst. Can’t em for the first few days. You have one day they’re perfect and then boom they’re gross the next day.

 

Apparently they have this in Korea which is awesome.

 

I have a friend or two like this and it's hard to tell when they're messing with you or being a genuine weirdo. Hate it lol

 

hopefully it's something they grow out of with time

I try to be extra conscious of what those types of personalities might need from a conversation with a friend because there could be a very good reason they eschew all sincerity in favor of being ironic

 

There’s this lady that hangs out in my local target parking lot asking people for cash for her and her daughter for gas. This is the second time she’s asked me. I’m always at target. Don’t know if I should be sus. The first time I thought maybe she ran low on gas and parked in the nearest shopping center. But then again? Or is she just panhandling a different way

 

Not sure how to explain this but when someone says something out loud kind of like, to you, but it sounds like they’re talking to someone else about you.

For example, there’s this giant douche at work who constantly stops by my office and tries to talk for 10-15 minutes at a time and he was babbling about something yesterday and I made a comment and he goes, “listen to this guy! I love this guy!” and laughs at my comment. He does that every time with everyone. “This woman is crazy!”, “can’t believe he just said that!” when it’s only him and one other person in the conversation.

Like… why are you phrasing it that way. Just makes you somehow more of a douche imo.

 

Getting my beard messy when I eat spaghetti, chicken wings, caramel on ice cream, or anything else with a sauce.

 

at least you always have a little something for later